Michelle Bachmann is so dumb that ...

[Cyrano]

Oh, come on. Let's stop wallowing in our own misery and have some fun. So finish this sentence.

Michelle Bachmann is so dumb that ...

[marmar]

1. Michele Bachmann is so dumb that.....

..... when someone told her to go sit in the corner of a round house, she said, 'Which corner?'.

[11 Bravo]

3. she sold her car to get gas money.

[walldude]

2. That she thinks god controls the tides...

Shit that was BillO... sorry.

[Cyrano]

4. She thinks that Wii is Hawian bubble gum

[dbt]

5. She thinks Cock Robin

is a felony.

[RoccoR5955]

6. Michelle Bachmann is so dumb that...

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She got hit by a parked car.

When she was told that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

When she went to a football game, she thought that the quarterback was a rebate.

It took her all day to make Minute Rice.

When a window popped up on her computer that stated, "press any key to continue," she looked for the any key.

She stayed up all night to study for her drug test.


(I have more... these are just from the top of my head.)

[Ezlivin]

7. She wants to get Washington out of DC voltage

AC is biblical.

[immoderate]

8. It takes her three hours to watch "60 Minutes!"

She sits on the television and watches the couch!


--imm

[Cyrano]

9. She thinks that sex is a three letter word

[Electric Monk]

10. She voted for Michelle Bachmann

[wellstone dem]

11. And we have a winner

As someone who voted against Michele Bachmann, this is the only response that made me laugh.

[Electric Monk]

14. Thanks.

[Archae]

12. She slams a revolving door.

[Electric Monk]

13. I thought that was Chuck Norris?

[Cleita]

15. the rocks rattling around in her head are

screaming about false imprisonment.

[KamaAina]

16. she thought Roe v. Wade was

a debate over how to get people out of New Orleans after Katrina. :dunce:

[Cyrano]

17. That she makes Sarah Palin look just plain ignorant

[Cyrano]

18. She thinks she's as smart as George W. Bush.

[eissa]

19. she flunked out of the University of Phoenix

[HopeHoops]

20. ...she asked why submarines don't have screen doors.

[ThatsMyBarack]

21. She can't make Kool-Aid cuz...

How do you get a quart of water into the little envelope? :shrug:

[Statistical]

22. ... she heard it was chili outside so she gabbed a bowl.

[Statistical]

23. Delete

[Statistical]

24. ... she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

[Statistical]

25. ... it took her an hour to make minute rice

[Bob Loblaw]

26. She could...

fall out of a boat and not hit water.

[chefbrain]

27. so dumb that....

she thought fiscal reform meant taking an aerobics class.

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[Hell Hath No Fury]

29. Michelle Bachmann is so dumb that -

she makes Sarah Palin look like Voltaire.

Ok, not really. :D

[gulliver]

30. ...her presence raises self-esteem in boxes of rocks. n/t

[deacon]

31. She thinks glen beck is a german beer. n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

32. She thought a Manila Folder was a Filipino Contortionist.

[JoePhilly]

33. She thinks Kanye West is across the river from Kanye East.