Bachmann SOTU response drinking game

[Ohio Joe]

Every time she tells the truth you drink... Wait... that doesn't work, no-one would ever drink.

ok, ok

Every time she get creative with either the truth or reality you drink... Wait... That doesn't work either, we would all die of alcohol poisoning.

Shit... never mind.

[Ken Burch]

1. After every fourth word, you drink.

That should pretty much cover it(and we'll all have cirrhosis by the end of the speech).

[Kennah]

2. For any recovering alcoholics ...

... drink every time she blinks.

[Sinistrous]

3. I see one problem with playing this game:

You would have to actually watch that harpy in order to participate.

[Kurovski]

4. Boehner already has our drinking covered.

He's been more than generous in helping us all out.

[Motown_Johnny]

5. When she says "Constitution" you drink once, "Founders/Founding Fathers" you drink twice

[gauguin57]

8. Constitution/Founding Fathers ... we've got a winnah!!!

... and we'll all be drunkity-drunk-drunk.

[lame54]

6. That fact that she is speaking has got me drinking

[malaise]

7. Getting up off the floor

Freaking perfect :rofl:

[nolabear]

9. Oh all right, when's her damned speech? I'm going in.

Fortunately I'll be TiVoing it, which I think breaks the power of her death ray.

[Motown_Johnny]

10. it is online, but I am guessing some cable channels will cover it

and it is after the (R) response

[UTUSN]

11. And let the real fun beGIN!!!!!!!1 CNN is the only place running it, but are they doing it

AFTER the "official" Rethug one, that is, BOTH of them?

[UTUSN]

14. CNN is airing BOTH rethugs- RYAN, then the other Loon n/t

[IDemo]

12. Every time she credits the founders for Moore's Law?

[Mira]

13. I am so thoroughly laughing Recommended

[UTUSN]

15. Let's DO it, DO it, DO it, DO it!1 Here we GO!1 n/t

[UTUSN]

16. It's about CUTTING. And CUTTING. Is this a circumcision thread?!1 n/t

[UTUSN]

17. It's over!1 n/t