KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
@
@akolea thank you, talking golf ball!
30 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
vegasvics
vegasvics vegasvics
by KeithOlbermann
@
@KeithOlbermann Tonight's big winner from the Bachmann response debacle? - SNL's Kristen Wiig
40 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
@
@petite_87 well I LOVED it
32 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Tonight's Final Score: Obama 22 Ryan 1 Bachmann -11,746. The Larry Sanders Show is next on IFC. No flipping. Seacrest Out #sotu #FOK
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Mark Dujsik
markreviews Mark Dujsik
by KeithOlbermann
@
@KeithOlbermann Sorry to correct you, but the cameraman's name was Harvey.
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
@
@Blue5A91 She gave her speech while looking off to the right of the camera
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
I haven't seen anything like that since Alan Keyes' old tv show where he would look left and right, even though there was no audience #sotu
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Our next response, from @SarahPalinUSA, will be given with her back to the camera. #sotu #InsaneClownResponse
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Apparently it's over. Now somebody tell Cong. Bachmann #sotu #InsaneClownResponse
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Comforting part about her speaking to an invisible cameraman named Murray is that nobody's heard a word she said #sotu #InsaneClownResponse
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Wendy McCall
wmweeza Wendy McCall
by KeithOlbermann
@
@KeithOlbermann She's speaking to her imaginary friends and imaginary audience
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Seriously, somebody at the Tea Party needs to run on the stage, grab her, and POINT TO WHERE THE CAMERA IS #sotu #InsaneClownResponse
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Did the Tea Party not spring either for a Camera Red Light or a combined camera-teleprompter? It costs $3 extry #sotu #InsaneClownResponse
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
MICHELE! Hey! Yoo-hoo! CONGRESSWOMAN! We're the ones in the MIDDLE #sotu #InsaneClownResponse
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Here's another question: why isn't Rep. Bachmann LOOKING AT THE DAMNED CAMERA? #sotu #InsaneClownResponse
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Oh my. Eyeliner explosion? #sotu response
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Dorian Corrales
DorianCorr Dorian Corrales
by KeithOlbermann
@
@KeithOlbermann Don't blame Bachmann, the cereal box she gets her facts from doesn't list sources.
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Donna C West
Donna_West Donna C West
by KeithOlbermann
So has 'jumped the shark' become 'jumped the smoked salmon'? #FOK @KeithOlbermann #SOTU
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
David Engelson
David_Engelson David Engelson
by KeithOlbermann
@
@KeithOlbermann Advanced copy of Bachmann speech deals with State of the NFL Union
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Matthew Brooks
UberBrooks Matthew Brooks
by KeithOlbermann
@
@KeithOlbermann Didn't he sign Jackie Robinson & the Miracles on the Emancipation Defamation label?
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Robb K
lordstoli Robb K
by KeithOlbermann
@
@KeithOlbermann I thought Samuel Adams' beer was instrumental in the abolishment of slavery? #Icouldbewrong
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Bachmann to wear American flag tied around forehead a la Bluto in closing scenes of "Animal House" #sotu
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Rep. Bachmann's response expected to focus on how Founding Father John Quincy Jones ended slavery while producing "We Are The World" #sotu
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
W. Jefferson
williejefferson W. Jefferson
by KeithOlbermann
@KeithOlbermann Ryan looks Joel Osteen without a mullet.
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Our next contestant will be Ms. Minnesota, Michele Bachmann, eta 10:40 Eastern #sotu response(s)
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
J. Cochrane
JFromAZ J. Cochrane
by KeithOlbermann
@
@KeithOlbermann He looks like Eddie Munster to me.
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
If Rep. Ryan is really opposed to raising the debt limit, he has the economic knowledge of a smoked #salmon. #sotu response
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
They really need to double-check these responses to what a POTUS actually says. POTUS says freeze, Ryan says he wants growth #sotu
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
This guy is going to try to sell me a blender that can turn #salmon into a puree, isn't he? #sotu response
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Wow. Four minutes into Con. Ryan thing and I'm actually looking forward to Bachmann's response #sotu
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
I can't emphasize this enough: we start rebuilding Education by making Public Speaking mandatory #sotu response #StopSmilingAtEverything
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
@
@xenophrenia I'm not blaming this guy on you personally
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Cong. Ryan's plea for his unborn grandchildren undercut by his support for higher tax rates for middle class than for rich #sotu response
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
We'll see about the content, but: Nope, he can't deliver a speech either #sotu response #JindalWithAWesconsenAccent
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Cong. Ryan was selected because he is the House GOP Economic Czar, works out a lot, and can vie with POTUS in an Ear Battle #sotu
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
@
Clearly, the #salmon won: RT @BorowitzReport Twitter war with @KeithOlbermann over. Who won? #SOTU
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Cong. Paul Ryan hoping to become first to give GOP response to Obama #sotu without disappearing afterwards (Jindal, McDonnell)
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
And now everybody go fry up some #salmon while we wait for the #sotu Replies by Paul Ryan, Michele Bachmann, Derek Jeter + Oprah
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Enthusiastic, well-delivered speech w/more inspiration than policy + much of policy clanged to the floor like a knocked-over soda can #sotu
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
9:11:30 to 10:12:57. Official #FOKNewsChannel time of game: 1:01:27
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
We just crossed the hour mark. Filibuster Reform NOW #sotu
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
And when the miners emerged, strangely, they all wanted smoked salmon #sotu
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Boehner tear time exactly 10:09:30 - I won the pool! #sotu #ShootingSalmonInABarrel
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Shannyn Moore
shannynmoore Shannyn Moore
by KeithOlbermann
BTW, here's a picture of my smoked salmon drying. THIS is what you do with it!
http://yfrog.com/gyfi5xj #SOTU #salmon #FOK #yum
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
'Headlines' of #sotu always fade. What may last from this one: inclusion of Muslims in American family + LGBT in American military
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
@
.@BorowitzReport I see you're letting your boy write for you tonight #twitterwar #SOTU
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Andy Borowitz
BorowitzReport Andy Borowitz
by KeithOlbermann
If this speech goes on for another hour, it will qualify as a Special Comment. @KeithOlbermann #twitterwar #SOTU
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Just checked: Teddy Roosevelt included story of catching salmon w/his teeth +smoking it with a magnifying glass in his 1903 message #sotu
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Wonder if Cong. Steve King (R-Paranoia) stood when POTUS said "American muslims are part of our family." #sotu
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
James Poniewozik
poniewozik James Poniewozik
by KeithOlbermann
Kudos to guest WH speechwriter Jackie Mason for that smoked salmon joke. He's still got it!
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Paul Rieckhoff
PaulRieckhoff Paul Rieckhoff
by KeithOlbermann
Maybe some of that gov't space would make good transitional housing for the thousands of homeless vets sleeping on the streets. #SOTU
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Response to earmark veto: Reps & Sens looked like passengers who start to stand as flight is called then hear "now seating Row 1" #sotu
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
@
@BorowitzReport (raspberry)
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Andy Borowitz
BorowitzReport Andy Borowitz
by KeithOlbermann
This speech is so long, Keith #Olbermann could have left three networks by now. Zing. #SOTU
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
So with lower corp tax rates, Health Care tort reform, and spending freezes, what is the GOP response? "Didn't like his tie"? #sotu
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
@
@drudgejunkie Hey, Junkie: Only members of House & Senate are. Supreme Court Justices aren't. Chief Justice Roberts isn't.
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
References to Facebook + Google got more applause than 5-year freeze on discretionary non-security spending #LeadBalloon #sotu
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Oh, here we go: Cuts for stuff that doesn't blow things up #sotu
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
»
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Gently, firmly but without shouting "You Lie" at Boehner, POTUS just pwned GOP on 'health care reform repeal ritual" #sotu