Fodder for Glenn Beck's War on the Number 5

[pokerfan]

Never mind that Obama didn't actually use the word "pillar." He mentioned five things and according to Glenn Beck that means he's a Muslim! So here you go Glenn, good luck with your War on Five. Believe it or not Five (and therefore Islam) is everywhere!

Five branches of philosophy: metaphysics, epistemology, ethics, politics, aesthetics

The Five Books of Moses

The Five Wounds of Jesus

The Committee of Five delegated to draft the Declaration of Independence

The Fifth Element (1997)

Babylon 5

The Final Five and the Temple of Five (Battlestar Galactica)

The Five Rings of the Olympic symbol

Five players on a basketball team

Five cards in a hand of poker

In radio, "Five by Five" means perfect signal strength and clarity

Five senses: sight, hearing, touch, smell and taste

Five basic tastes: sweet, salty, sour, bitter, and umami

Five permanent members with veto power on the UN Security Council

[muntrv]

1. How about "FAB FIVE FREDDY?"

[pokerfan]

4. I predict that this thread has the potential to last forever

The Five Boroughs of New York

[PBS Poll-435]

2. The five Commandments that he agrees with

:P

[pokerfan]

6. or the five amendments he agrees with

Out of twenty-seven, there must be five he likes. Right?

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8. 2, 3, 5, 21, 22

That's my guess.

[Ken Burch]

3. 5$ Foot longs at Subway!

n/t.

[davidinalameda]

13. but the buffalo chicken foot longs are $6

that's what I always get

[Oilwellian]

28. ROFL

I really am rolling on the floor and laughing at that one. :D

[Ken Burch]

5. The Dave Clark Five. The Jackson 5.

n/t.

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7. Five Finger Discount

Freaking Grifter

[renegade000]

9. Our numerals are ARABIC!

:scared:

[pokerfan]

10. I bet he's against teaching algebra

and would never think of using an algorithm.

[renegade000]

11. They're in our brains and computers!

Quickly, we must destroy all technology and lobotomize ourselves to save ourselves from this vast conspiracy!

:rofl:

[pokerfan]

21. this is worth watching

Cued it up for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vrpPPV_yPY#t=22m

[renegade000]

34. thanks!

That was great! Been awhile since I've seen a Neil deGrasse Tyson clip :-)

[krispos42]

24. I demand Glenn Beck go back to using Roman numerals! n/t

[Andy823]

12. Five brain cells

Left in Glen Beck's head, if he is lucky!:evilgrin:

[davidinalameda]

14. 5 golden rings

[Gman]

15. Don't forget Fox Force Five

[pokerfan]

18. Not Fox!

But I hear that they were a force to be reckoned with.

[Gman]

30. Watch the movie Pulp Fiction

[pokerfan]

32. I know

that's why I quoted it.

[slingsam]

16. Damn!

Now I can't get Dave Brubeck's Take 5 out of my mind!!!

[sufrommich]

17. Take Five.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faJE92phKzI&feature=related

[pokerfan]

23. High Five!

[Motown_Johnny]

19. The Movie "Short Circuit"

[Brother Buzz]

20. Five guys named moe

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22. From Beck himself: The 5 Pledges (2010 candidates must make to be Beck-approved)

Not sure about Beck's war on 5, don't really pay much attention to that guy, but googled beck and 5 out of curiosity after reading this thread, and found this:

http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/29864/



On edit, in Pledge one, he actually demands a freeze on federal spending similar to Obama's goal from the SOTU...

[pokerfan]

29. The Five Pillars of Beck

[MisterP]

25. Greg the Bunny is back! nt

[Oilwellian]

26. This could make a fun video

Is everyone OK with my using the ideas in this thread? I'll put DU in the credits. Any help in gathering photos and videos would be great! :D

[pokerfan]

31. I can't see anyone minding

You can't really patent a number. Intel tried and failed. As far as using clips and photos, I think it would be considered http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_use">fair use.

[jillan]

27. Look at his blackboard - what is all that about chaos? Fear, fear and more fear.

Poor bunny!

[Oilwellian]

33. And the recently refurbished...

Hawaii Five-O! It's an Islamic conspiracy born in Hawaii I tell ya! :rofl:

[Rex]

35. Why does Glenn Beck hate the Pentagon!?

Dear Glenn and Rush please stop telling your followers to go out and kill people. Thanks.

[felix_numinous]

36. Pentaphobia

must have started with that evul pentagram! You know it always ends with witch burnings, they're working their way up to that.

[11 Bravo]

37. The 5 centimeters of a Beck erection.

[Yavin4]

38. The Fifth Dimension