Hubble Kaleidoscope Finds Evidence Of Space Looking All Crazy

[jus_the_facts]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/hubble-kaleidoscope-finds-evidence-of-space-lookin,2484/

BALTIMORE—Astronomers analyzing the first images captured by the new Hubble Space Kaleidoscope, which went online Tuesday, announced that they've acquired the first concrete evidence that the universe is in a constant state of total weirdness.
"With their unprecedented resolution, the latest images from the new kaleidoscope reveal that space, once thought to be isotropic, is actually continuously expanding, unfolding, and rearranging in a series of freaky patterns," said astronomer Douglas Stetler, head of the Space Kaleidoscope Science Institute in Baltimore. "It's an exciting time for the field of astrokaleidoscopics, or anyone interested in the vast, wacked-out nature of space."

:rofl:

[davidinalameda]

1. they found a picture of Michelle Bachmann?

:shrug:

[jayfish]

2. LOL funny!

the high-powered, 12-ton optical device has revealed unexpected discoveries at the farthest reaches of the universe, including a multitude of brilliantly colored interlocking and rotating diamond things never before observed by scientists.

Classic! :rofl:+1

[jus_the_facts]

4. Looking at a kaleidoscopic image of a dwarf star, Howard added, "Oooooo!"

:D

:hi:

[Drale]

3. "looking all crazy"

is that a scientific statement? :rofl:

[somone]

5. with much better results when astronomers are drinking

[RedCloud]

6. A viewer freindly black hole! imagine that.