Mark your calendars

[greiner3]

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On edit; I tried to get the picture to post yesterday. The title is the same but here is the picture to go along with the title.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Guess I'll have to make friends with a few fundies in the meantime

so I can find out who's got the nicest stuff for when they get raptured. Sure as heck I won't be going with them.

[elocs]

2. They don't even know their own Bible. Matthew 24:36

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

The dustbin of history is filled with those predicting the Second Coming. But for those who are Christians their Lord is coming every day, potentially for any one of them and there does not have to be any signs or prophecies for that to happen.

[Pab Sungenis]

3. Matthew 25:13

So few Fundies actually READ their Bibles.

[eleny]

4. I wonder what they rationalize for thier infants who haven't accepted Jayzus yet?

[DainBramaged]

6. All below the age of about 7 are considered innocents

they get a free ride on the boat too...

[DainBramaged]

5. Those who tend to set dates for Jesus to return are certainly charlatans

If's He is a commin, He sure as hell isn't going to tell one of these shit heads....

[lonestarnot]

7. For shit sakes!

No man knows what hour, keep your pants by the bed.

[Chorophyll]

8. These buffoons have a big table set up

in the underground walkway between Times Square and the 8th Ave. subway in NY. I was walking through there last night and about four people came flying at me with pamphlets. Can't help but feel sorry for them when May 22 rolls around.

On second thought, I hope they *are* raptured so that the rest of us can catch our trains without being pestered.

[peace13]

9. My wedding anniversary.

Well this should be special!

[Ichingcarpenter]

10. Sen.Al Franken's Birthday ... I knew he was special

Also Mr.. T's birthday...... funny how the lord works.