CPAC to Give Rumsfeld "Defending the Constitution" Award

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http://warisacrime.org/content/cpac-give-rumsfeld-defending-constitution-award


February 10, 2011, 4:00pm
Marriott Wardman Park Hotel
Washington, DC
That's where you should be to help present Donald Rumsfeld with a very serious award for his noble defense of the mythical document the Tea Party refers to mysteriously as "The Constitution," not to be confused with any document available in print.

This PDF schedule of CPAC's upcoming festivities opens on February 10 with Michele Bachmann (everybody take three steps to your left so she can see you), and goes straight into gay bashing.

By late morning on February 10th, instead of the usual protest of the Citizens United decision that any other gathering of Americans would feature, this one will include the Citizens United group itself performing a dramatization of the dangers of a nuclear Iran. "Explosive!"

-long snip of insane stuff-

I know you think I'm making this up, but I couldn't create this ugly a website if you paid me http://www.conservative.org/cpac

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This will go on in a similar manner for another day and a half. There will be labor union bashing, campaigns to get guns on college campuses, lessons in English writing from Tea Partiers, a Constitional I'm Not Making This Up Amendment to forbid spending money, Muslim bashing, and a session on prison reform that will probably be much more reassuringly lunatic than it sounds on the schedule, another awakening of the conservative woman (and her two friends!), Rick Perry, environmentalist bashing, cutting spending, Mitch Daniels, Connie Mack, and lots of ALCOHOL.

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Ann Coulter will be there! Won't you?

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1. Wow, not The Onion. nt

[PDJane]

2. you've got to be kidding.....

Rumsfeld? If it didn't taste so bitter, that would be amusing. That's just.....I don't know a word vile enough.