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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-11 09:33 PM
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Why was the greatest financier in the Bible the Pharaoh's daughter?
One day she went down to the Bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-11 09:34 PM
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1. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy
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provis99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-11 09:43 PM
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2. I think I actually like these two cheesy jokes.
I'll tell them to my niece and see what she thinks. Probably roll her eyes at me, as usual.
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 12:35 AM
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4. They are definitely good ones to tell kids.
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WhiteTara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-11 10:26 PM
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3. thank you
that was very wonderful. I now have a new joke for the Farmer's Market!
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