Vapo-Rub Czar

[SalmonChantedEvening]

Vapo-Rub Czar
(To tune tune of Back in the U.S.S.R. - The Beatles)

King of paranoia speech BORE
Empty headed every night
Chalkboards and a puppet show bizzare ain't he
Common sense has taken flight

Yeah Beck should be selling used cars
Or Hollywood maps to the stars
Beck is the Vapo-Rub Czar

Far away from his world somewhere out in space
GB won't you please phone home
Blaming Marx and Soros to inflame the base
Needs a room that lined with foam

Yeah Beck should be selling used cars
Or Hollywood maps to the stars
Beck is the Vapid
Beck is the Vapid
Beck is the Vapo-Rub Czar

Well the Goldline ads really take me out
And Google's not your friend
A hooded robe and a Moses staff
Tell ya that the world is gonnanananananana end

Caliphatin' librul hatin motor mouth
Take him to the funny farm
New world order at the border scream and shout
It's all one big false alarm

Yeah Beck should be selling used cars
Or Hollywood maps to the stars
Beck is the Vapo-Rub Czar

Ooo-OOO-ooo-oooh
(Yeah I'm back) ;)
Ooo-OOO-ooo-oooh
Ooo-OOO-ooo-oooooooooh

[H2O Man]

1. Recommended.

And sung!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

2. Hello my friend!

And thank you. :)

[Cirque du So-What]

3. Catchy tune

but I hope the subject of this song is relegated into obscurity before it reaches the Top 100.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

4. There's a dream worth dreaming. :)

:hi: Cirque! :)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. Punt

[Rhiannon12866]

6. K&R! Very clever!

As usual... :D :toast: :thumbsup: :bounce: :applause: :hi: