Speeder Tells Deputy Dr. Phil Warned Him of Alien Invasion

[DainBramaged]

A North Carolina man who led deputies on a high-speed chase across Rowan County late Wednesday told authorities he was driving over 120 mph and eluding police because Dr. Phil told him America was under an alien invasion.

Richard Donald Blanscet, 21, of Salisbury, admitted to police he was smoking a synthetic marijuana called 'Mr. Nice Guy Herbal Smoke Blend' before the chase, according to The Salisbury Post.

Authorities originally responded to Blanscet's home around 7:45 p.m. after receiving a report of a combative patient. While Deputy McHone was en route, Blanscet left the home in a burgundy Jaguar and nearly collided with EMS who were on their way to the home.

The deputy spotted the car and followed it through a church parking lot. Blanscet then drove through a ditch before turning on Bringle Ferry Road. Deputies said Blanscet then sped off, leading deputies on a chase that exceeded 120 mph.

http://www.myfox8.com/news/wghp-story-speeder-alien-110317,0,11481.story

[Angry Dragon]

1. Does dr. phil have a doctors license??

[DainBramaged]

2. That story made my day, everything is right with the world again

If Dr. Phil says the invasion is coming, by golly I'm ready....

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

3. This wouldn't happen if drugs were legalized

then he'd smoke the real deal, and the cops could pull him over for doing 20 in a 70mph zone.

Besides, everyone knows that driving 120mph will only attract the attention of the space aliens. Drive slow, they might not notice you.

:hi:

[Motown_Johnny]

5. unless he chose to smoke something stronger, or do something other than smoke

giving this guy access to stronger drugs can't be the answer

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. He already has access to any drug he wants

it's just a matter of legality. Which doesn't seem to matter to him (or to many).

He needs to find a better drug. One that will help him improve his alibis.

[Motown_Johnny]

4. report of a combative patient????

The guy was described as a patient, in his own home?


What am I missing here? And how can he afford a Jaguar at age 21?

[catabryna]

6. 'Mr. Nice Guy Herbal Smoke Blend'

LOL! I needed a good laugh this morning!

[EC]

8. A Jag?

Is this a rich kid with ADD off his meds?

[Bonhomme Richard]

9. Dr. Bonhomme says he will let you know when they are really coming. n/t