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Kadie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 04:38 PM Original message |
Win the Mega Millions and Retire Today! |
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FiveGoodMen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 04:41 PM Response to Original message |
1. These stupid fucking lotteries are one reason that 'Murkins never want to tax the rich |
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HughBeaumont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 04:50 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. "I kin FEEL ITS! I'm-a gonna win this suckah ANY DAY NOW!!!" |
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RaleighNCDUer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 05:11 PM Response to Reply #3 |
8. You know what? At 176 million to one odds, if they sell 200 million tickets |
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SDuderstadt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 05:52 PM Response to Reply #8 |
12. Your post assumes.... |
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HughBeaumont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
2. "A tax on people who are bad at math" . . . but someone who's bad at math is likely to win that. |
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zorahopkins (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
4. Some Men From Nigeria Have A Better Offer |
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ejpoeta (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 04:59 PM Response to Original message |
5. my husband likes to play. i don't mind. it gives him something to dream about. |
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Marblehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 05:01 PM Response to Original message |
6. I've been struck by lightning |
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davekriss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 05:16 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. Unfortunately it is a Bernoulli trial |
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Marblehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 05:50 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. if anything |
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Bonhomme Richard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
7. Some people think that 312 million is a lot of money. |
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Kennah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 06:20 PM Response to Reply #7 |
17. You can't buy the Presidency ... |
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bluedave (206 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
9. 176 million-to-1 odds |
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Curmudgeoness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 06:02 PM Response to Original message |
13. Winning the lottery has always been my retirement plan. |
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Kennah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 06:21 PM Response to Reply #13 |
18. You and me both |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 06:05 PM Response to Original message |
14. Weren't these lotteries supposed to be supporting |
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FiveGoodMen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 06:14 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. If so, they're clearly not working. |
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GSLevel9 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 06:38 PM Response to Reply #14 |
21. they give TENS of MILLIONS to education... |
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Rage for Order (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 06:07 PM Response to Original message |
15. I certainly hope so |
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LibertyLover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 06:27 PM Response to Original message |
19. I have tickets - 2 - for this drawing |
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 06:44 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. It makes for a good escape.... |
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GSLevel9 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
20. it's all good... |
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Ghost in the Machine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-11 07:10 PM Response to Original message |
23. I bought $5 worth of tickets... you never know, and people DO win these things.. |
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