Reply #3: Dear William,

[tom_paine]

I am supposed to take advice from a Filthy Little Nobody like YOU?!?

I am Nancy Pelosi. I am rich and powergful and I eat people like you for breakfast, William. I make enough in week than you make in a year. And you expect me to listen to YOU?!?

Why, if only this country wasn't so squishy-soft, you would get what yuou deserve for questioning Our Munificent and Superior Wisdom.

Arrested and thrown in jail like the vagrant you are.

You should show deference to your Superiors, the way I do when the Bushies tell me to do something or they are going to point their Mighty Wurlitzer at me.

In conclusion, you and all those Filthy Little Nobodies I represent disgust me.

If you wanted me to listen to you, you should at the very least have your own multi-billion dollar Might Wurlitzer of Lies to threaten me with.

You disgust me. Now I've got to concentrate on more important things, you vagrant, things you could never imagine in your uneducated, simple mind.

Things like this delicious creme brulee.

Sincerely,
Nancy Pelosi