Reply #12: The fates have smiled upon him personally.

[Virginian]

Who drew Lil' Abner, was it Al Capp?

So how would you draw Dubya?

So Bush would be parting the clouds? No, that is too much like parting the red sea.

He would be stirring up dust like pigpen, but he wouldn't be dirty, everyone else would be?

The closest I can think of is Roadrunner, bombs meant to drop on him fall on Wile E. Cayote. No, that doesn't work either, Roadrunner is innocent.