some humor and Stupidity from Dishonest Dubya

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"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
George W. Bush


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
Governor George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
Governor George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
Governor George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
Governor George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
Governor George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
Governor George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
Governor George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
Governor George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
Governor George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Governor George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
Governor George W. Bush
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