Reply #2: Question #2: "Tell us about your visit with the Pope today."

[VolcanoJen]

"It was a great honor to be in the presence of such a Godly Man. He and I share concerns about treating people with human dignity, and I, uh, uh, like his Holiness, I was repulsed by the pictures I saw of the treatment by some of our troops toward Iraqi prisoners. That treatment did not reflect the spirit of America. It stained our honor, and there will be a full investigation in a transparent way about the actions that took place. Which will stand in stark contrast of the country that was run by a tyrant! (smacks podium) The Middle East needs to see someone held to account in a transparent way."

Yes, my Chimpy Friend. We call it "The American Election," and it's only a few months away...