Reply #21: Didn't you get the memo, mopaul? They changed the 10 commandments today!

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You sir, mr. mopaul, are an unmitigated heathen! Bow down or be stricken down!

RECITE THE NEW AND IMPROVED 10 COMMANDMENTS AND YOU WILL BE SAVED!

1. I am the Lord thy God Raygun, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God Raygun in vain.

3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image of Raygun, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them. Serve only Raygun.

4. Remember the Raygun day, to keep it holy.

5. Honor thy Raygun: that thy days may be long.

6. Thou shalt not kill, but in the name of Raygun.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery, but in the name of Raygun

8. Thou shalt not steal, but in the name of Raygun.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour, but in the name of Raygun.

10. Thou shalt not covet thy Raygun's house, thou shalt not covet thy Raygun's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy Raygun's.

AYYYYYMENNN!