Come on in and watch the show! Come one, come all to the main attraction at the Reagan Beatification Ultimate Whorefest Extravaganza!!
Have fun! Get edumacated! Eat some ketchup! Get a piece of the Reagan-Christ while they last! They're going quick! Admission is only $25 and well worth price. Come for resurrection but stay for our low low prices!
You never know what may happen at the main event! It's rumored the Chimp himself might transform into the Reagan-Christ himself! Or the Reagan-Christ might rise up and ascend before your very eyes!!! Don't wait, come on in and get a good spot!!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=1753542&mesg_id=1753542