Stewie Griffin, the youngest tot on cartoon Family Guy is running for California governor in the same race with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Q. What promises are you making to the people?
A. I promise not to do anything to disgrace the office of governor of the state of California within two weeks of inauguration.
Q. What's going to happen after those two weeks?
A. All bets are off. I'll do whatever the hell I want. Isn't that what George Bush did, now? He behaved like a human being and after those two weeks he just went fucking berserk.
Q. Thanks for talking to us, Stewie. We're done with the interview.
A. Thank god, it's become so awfully tedious.