![](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/2006_Hummer_H3_H1_and_H2.jpg/400px-2006_Hummer_H3_H1_and_H2.jpg)
The Hummer.
Perhaps no other vehicle is best suited for running over those damned inconvenient pedestrians who have no right to be on the road. That safety bumper fence on the front will help puree them too.
It's also useful for driving on top of and crushing vehicles in front of you when those asinine cretins do something stupid, as they are frequently wont to do... However, given their price, even one of these might be more cost-effective:
![](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2a/Big_foot.JPG/250px-Big_foot.JPG)
Lastly, if you have rage against the road, do not -- I repeat, do NOT -- do this:
![](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Burnedhummers.jpg)