Reply #4: There's a "top 10" list for former mariners somewhere

[slackmaster]

Something like top 10 ways to tell your husband wants to go back to sea. I'm having trouble locating it, but here's a taste from memory:

He walks up to the stove, puts on headphones, and says "Stove armed and ready." He stands there for four hours doing absolutely nothing, then says "Stove secure", removes the headphones, and walks away.