Reply #3: Beaver pelts are the rapid-fire...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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...punches thrown by what is believed to be a variety of Canadian beaver
just recently catalogued. These creatures, now surpassing Bigfoot in the
sheer number of their sightings... began showing up after a mysterious
and shadowy figure from the United States was seen acting very suspiciously
in the area of several large beaver dams.
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These agressive creatures, sometimes referred in Quebec as "La Militia de
Skittles" seem to exist only to eat, sleep, fornicate, perform aircraft
maintenance and kick ass.
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Yes, indeed.
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