Reply #6: I believe that the gun pile creates a field emitting latticework not unlike a modern nuclear reactor

[east texas lib]

The immense strength of the field generated by the gun pile radiation can cause severe behavioral anomalies in those unfortunate to be trapped within the non-event horizon. This can include, but is not limited to, Optical Rectalitis (this occurs when the intense field strength causes the optic and rectal nerves to short out, resulting in a shitty outlook), L.A. Elbow (this dreaded condition causes severe deformation of the elbow joint which results in horizontal weapon displays used both for carjacking and freeway lane changes), and Safety Foot (seems to be rampant around wilderness areas and large caches of alcoholic beverages and is easily spread to gun shows. Easy to spot by the limping gate, missing toes and unfamiliarity with the single action concept.
These are just a FEW of the things than can happen if you get to close to the Gun Field! Don't let it happen to you!

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