You gotta love happy endings

[one-eyed fat man]

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0153941c7af1970b-pi

Chicago man beaten when he tries to rob mixed martial arts expert

Career loser, convicted burglar, ex-con Anthony Miranda can now add failed stick-up artist and car jacker to his resume. Pretty accomplished shit head for only 24 tears old. He tried to rob a man sitting in his parked car at gunpoint. Brandishing a handgun and demanding his valuables, after the driver complied, Miranda ordered the man out of the car.

The man got out, grabbed the handgun, and it was on. At some point, Miranda fired the weapon -- but shot himself in the ankle. When police arrived, the 33-year-old "victim" told authorities that he participates in mixed martial arts competitions.

Apparently, he's pretty good (if Miranda's mug shot is any indication, couldn't get it to show but the link will take you there.)