Reply #10: It is indeed...

[shaayecanaan]

John 16:17:- And I say unto you, verily, for God so despises the appearance of his own name in internet fora, that whomsoever shall not hyphenate his holy name shall be eviscerated, and have his entrails strung in the highest branches of the highest tree on the highest hill. For it is an abomination to God, and so it shall surely cause my left nut to shrivel and die. Not my right bollock should it wither, nor my cock, but my left nut shall it make die."

Bear in mind that you might not find this in your Gideon bible, it is one of those advanced verses that is only revealed to people such as myself who are level 8 acolytes and above.