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Just figured out how Bush can boost his sagging poll numbers
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democrank
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Mon Jan-01-07 02:02 PM
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Just figured out how Bush can boost his sagging poll numbers |
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He should go to Baghdad. Alone. Set up a little table outside the Green Zone with his "BRING IT ON" tee shirts. Sell them for $15.00 each. Use the profits for a giant bronze GWB statue with "The Decider" chiseled on it. Set it up in a busy place. Call up Halliburton Honchos and ask them to oversee the flower petal cleanup so Iraqis will know Bush respects their land and doesn`t want to litter the place. Pay a few journalists to spread the word about his good deeds. Have some Texas body man airbrush a huge sign with...STAY THE COURSE...and cement it right next to the little table. Maybe even light it up at night. Wear his old uniform from the Vietnam War and display a photo of Barb and Jen helping mankind in Argentina.I`m telling you, this is a winning plan. After a couple weeks of the "hard work" he`s famous for, Bush can come on home on a flight overseeing the next group of caskets. That human touch alone will assure a hero`s welcome. Within days, Bush can have an in-depth interview on Fox News and by nightfall Americans will rally round `43. It`s a slam dunk.
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