Reply #6: Libertarians are Republicans who

[frogmarch]

want to smoke pot.

I saved this from some web source. I don't recall where:

The Libertarian party platform is something of a departure from traditional yahoo crazy ideals, taking its political guidance from a literal interpretation of its name. The word "libertarian" comes from the nonsensical liber, or "freedomness," so Libertarians believe in total and absolute freedom for all people. "If elected, everyone will-" said 2004 Libertarian candidate Michael Badnarik, who then corrected himself, "I'm sorry, I misspoke there. If elected, I will make it so that everyone can do whatever the hell they want all the time, without concern for the laws of man, the laws of God, or the laws of physics. That's what freedom is all about." Many libertarians are anti-religion druggies who never want to be arrested.

And there you have it. :-)