Reply #4: After 28 seconds, I concluded he drinks way too much soda pop.

[Deja Q]

Lower right corner, just look at that! If he ingested any more caffeine he'd be doing his gloom'n'doom diatribe by hanging from the ceiling.

None of us needs to be terrorized by his wanking melodrama, even if it's true. We're still alive, we can make positive choices, and we can still live with some small shred of happiness -- even if it's inevitable and global warming really makes eggs fry on the sidewalk.

And that man with nice hair and glasses is not going to crush my soul with his depression-inducing blithering, I'm sorry.