Reply #4: I think I'll write a letter to Mr. Roeder

[gratuitous]

Dear Mr. Roeder:

It's a pretty day here. Sun shining, birds chirping, the trees and the shrubs budding and blooming. The air is fresh and clean, like it just came from the factory where they make new days. I'm going for a little stroll or a bike ride. I'll wave to the kids I see and maybe pop by a restaurant for some nice lunch.

Have yourself a nice day. In prison.

Love and kisses,
gratuitous

Followed up by a similar letter every few days.