Reply #33: I believe it...

[rainbow4321]

I work in a county outpatient clinic and shake my head everyday at some of the stuff that comes through our area...some of this you just CAN'T make up.

A male patient found me one day in a panic cuz he was having penile drainage..I told him to do an unscheduled visit, just sign in up at the front. He even offered to go GET the stained undies FROM his car for me to look at so I could SEE his problem. NO, NO NO, please, just make the appointment and get seen....

Turns out, he just left and never did see anyone that day.

A few days later he saw me from a distance and looked all happy as he flagged me down to talk to him.
He started reminding me about his problem, pretty graphically so I tried to drag him into a room so as not to discuss his "problem" in a crowded hallway. He saw the hallway discussion as no big deal because:

Turns out, after he went home, he remembered something about the night his problem started..he was eating PIZZA while only wearing his UNDERWEAR. The, uh, spots that he saw and panicked over was pizza sauce that had dripped and stained "that" area.

I remember thinking thank God he (or the undies in the car) didn't get seen that day...he would have been shipped over to the urology clinic for a stat scope of his you-know-what

I didn't know which amazed me more, his initial "problem" or that he was brave enough to come and FIND me days later to tell me what really happened!