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The New DU. Reply #15: Newt's Ego is so big, it generates its own gravity well.
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Ikonoklast
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Mon Dec-05-11 09:04 AM
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| 15. Newt's Ego is so big, it generates its own gravity well. |
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NASA has to compensate for Newt's Ego when configuring the flight path of satellite launches.
Newt's Ego has the ability to change the trajectory of artillery shells in flight.
If one gets too close and crosses the event horizon of Newt's Ego, they are never seen again as they get sucked into the black hole that comprises Newt's Ego.
Newt's Ego could have been used to validate the theory postulated by Albert Einstein that gravity can bend light waves.
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