Reply #22: The last time I ate at McDonald's, they asked me if I wanted to Newt's Ego my meal.

[Ikonoklast]

Newt's Ego has it's own Zip Code.

Newt's Ego takes three days to turn completely around, once.

Being intentionally exposed to Newt's Ego is considered assault with a deadly weapon in thirty-two states, and every province of Canada.

Newt's Ego is so massive that clocks run slower the closer they get to it.

Newt's Ego is covered under every ICBM treaty this country ever ratified.

Newt's Ego has never actually been successfully measured by scientists, and when asked why not, they said, "We can't find an edge of the damned thing to start from!".