Reply #24: Outstanding!!! And oh ... Newt's ego is so big ...

[JoePhilly]

FEMA is working on ways to use it to deflect Hurricanes away from the East Coast.

Its so big that as the earth rotates, when his ego gets closer to the sun, the speed of the the earth's rotation increases ... and then, as the earth rotates, and his ego get farther from the sun, the speed of rotation decreases.

Scientists now think that a meteor crashing to earth is NOT what actually killed the dinosaurs. Given the size of the blast, and the effect, they have now concluded that it was in fact Newt's ego that crashed to earth and killed the dinosaurs.

NASA is now trying to use the gravitational pull of Newt's ego as a way to sling shot as space crate fast enough to go back in time ... so that the astronauts can prevent Newt's parents from meeting.