If Newt's your dude, you're screwed!

[Uben]

Gingrich, the laughing stock of the entire world, doesn't have an ice cube's chance in hell of being president. He has made the republican primary a fucking joke. He has more dirt on him than Pigpen in Charlie Brown.

Message to the republican party:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS AS CANDIDATES!

Newt? Really?...............................thank you!

You stand a better chance with Sarah (pay me for anything) Palin.

It appears the party can't get away from their "Say no to everything" strategy, by saying "NO" to having any viable candidates for president.

This is not a gift from the republican party. If you look at the field of potential republican candidates for president, there isn't a single one of them competent enough to be president. Not a single fucking one!

Newt, the pentultimate narcissist, will never be elected to a public office again. Instead, he will be opening accounts at every major jewelry outlet to shower his wife with gifts for his fuck-ups.

Buy Tiffany's stock now. By the end of the primary season, Newt is liable to owe them trillions!