Senator Helms hospitalized for gall stones

[JoFerret]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uslatest/story/0,1282,-4173427,00.html


RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) - Former U.S. Senator Jesse Helms was in a hospital on Saturday after having a gall stone removed but was doing fine, aides say.

[TexasMexican]

1. Isnt he dead yet?

Seriously I thought he already died.

[BadGimp]

11. that was cold TexasMexican

Here's hoping Jesse will be cold soon as well.

[unfrigginreal]

2. Damn, almost a twofer

I wonder how much crying we're going to do when he bites the dust?

[belle]

14. I must say I'll have fewer compunctions about dancing on that one's grave

than on ol' Ronnie's.

[WillParkinson]

3. Seems appropriate...

He does have a lot of gall.

[Jackpine Radical]

4. Awww, damn.

All my good lines get used before I get a chance.

[0007]

5. ...another heavy closet drinker?

[realcountrymusic]

7. I hope they HURT like a b*tch eom

[Sporadicus]

6. If Doctors Remove His Gall

there'll be nothing left of him.

[Skittles]

8. I HOPE THAT GALLSTONE HAD ANTLERS

nt

[thebaghwan]

9. Jesus, I thought ol Jesse had gone to hell a while ago.

n/t

[Khephra]

10. Same here

I'm usually up on the news too....weird. I really could have sworn that he was dead.

[CharG]

12. You're thinking of Strom.....

Jesse's alive and well and poping up in ads for
repukes here in NC. The ads are all the same..... "My ole friend Jesse here supports me and you should too".

I Just keep thinking of that cartoon in the Charlotte
Observer several years ago. It showed Jesse's ass pointed out the window with the caption...."Carolina moon keeps shinin'"

[donsu]

13. Helms is nasty

all his trips to Korea and eastern countries should be examined for the real reason he went there.

[WhiteTara]

15. I love the sense of humor of the Goddess

Both Asskkkrap and Helms with PAINFUL PAINFUL GALL STONES! I hope the pain is enduring.