Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

some humor and Stupidity from Dishonest Dubya

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (Through 2005) Donate to DU
 
justsam Donating Member (218 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 09:14 AM
Original message
some humor and Stupidity from Dishonest Dubya
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
George W. Bush


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
Governor George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
Governor George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
Governor George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
Governor George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
Governor George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
Governor George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
Governor George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
Governor George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
Governor George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Governor George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
Governor George W. Bush
MORE
http://homepage.mac.com/webmasterkai/kaicurry/gwbush/dishonestdubya.html
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
Gasolinedream Donating Member (474 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 09:21 AM
Response to Original message
1. Thanks...
I needed some humor today!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 09:23 AM
Response to Original message
2. What a moran.
:-)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
SheepyMcSheepster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 09:26 AM
Response to Reply #2
3. hehe
I LOL everytime i read stuff like this. His speech is poetic in its idiocy. i swear it is like a comedy writer made this stuff up.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 09:30 AM
Response to Original message
4. did he really say all those?
My goodness, he's a modern day Yogi Berra - sum it up in one word...'to be prepared'???

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
dtseiler Donating Member (102 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 09:38 AM
Response to Original message
5. For you linux users out there
I assembled the quotes from my Bush Misspeak Desk Calendar (http://www.bushcalendar.com) into a fortune-mod module:

http://dubya.seiler.us

Enjoy.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Homer12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 09:40 AM
Response to Original message
6. I'm going to start calling him President Obvious
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Brian Sweat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:50 AM
Response to Original message
7. "What would this country be without this great land of ours?"
Edited on Thu Feb-19-04 10:50 AM by Brian Sweat
- Ronald Reagan


Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Brian Sweat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 11:05 AM
Response to Original message
8. Some of my favorite Bushisms.
"s you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say."—Washington, D.C., Oct. 28, 2003

"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the—the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice."—Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003

"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."—Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

"Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace."—Washington, D.C., July 25, 2003

"It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America."—Dakar, Senegal, July 8, 2003

"I urge the leaders in Europe and around the world to take swift, decisive action against terror groups such as Hamas, to cut off their funding, and to support—cut funding and support, as the United States has done."—Washington, D.C., June 25, 2003

"We are making steadfast progress."—Washington, D.C., June 9, 2003

"I'm the master of low expectations."—Aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."—Washington, D.C., May 19, 2003

"We ended the rule of one of history's worst tyrants, and in so doing, we not only freed the American people, we made our own people more secure."—Crawford, Texas, May 3, 2003

"We've got hundreds of sites to exploit, looking for the chemical and biological weapons that we know Saddam Hussein had prior to our entrance into Iraq."—Santa Clara, Calif., May 2, 2003

"I think war is a dangerous place."—Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003

"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."—Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002

"There's no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country."






Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Sat Dec 07th 2024, 09:33 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (Through 2005) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC