Is there a key to spotting a Freeper

[newscaster]

on the Hannity website.
I have been trying to compare freepers in their website to to those who inhabit the Hannity lemming cave. I am not sure if these are the same people or is one group more outlandish than the other?
:kick:

[NMDemDist2]

1. look for bad spelling and poor grammar

and then to content :)

[newsguyatl]

2. it's simple, just look for ignorance

it's usually blaring. (and that's just speaking from the ones here at du)

[Taverner]

3. No thumbs

and their knuckles have skid marks on them

[name not needed]

4. They have a prehensile tail

[datasuspect]

5. cloven hoof is a dead giveaway . . .

[datasuspect]

6. you could check various state sex offender registry sites

they usually have pics of freepers there

[camero]

7. They have an authority fetish

A sure sign

[mellowinman]

8. There's a million...

The simplest and most obvious one though, is that they will always replace the word "loser" with "looser."

No one knows why.

Bad genetics; that's my guess.

[catmandu57]

9. I don't know about phsyical appearance

but listening to them speak is a dead giveaway, plus reading their writing can be painful.

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

10. Bowtie (a la Tucker Carlson).

[Name removed]

17. Deleted message

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[mopaul]

18. masturbation not working for you anymore..........?

[camero]

19. Like a nuclear holocaust?

It gets kinda hot you know.

[merh]

25. Hey you do realize

that signing up here automatically signs you up as a life time member of the ACLU, don't you? Also, you are included in the DOJ's collection of people to watch. Welcome.

[galadrium]

28. looks like one here

[mopaul]

12. overbearing sanctimoniousness & scolding

and indignant to the point of ridiculosness. a little like me, except different.

[RummyTheDummy]

11. Breathing

In my studies I've found a great deal of them are mouth breathers. I haven't been able to prove my thesis, but I'm getting close.

[Name removed]

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[mopaul]

14. by god, here's one of em'.............!!!!!!!!!

[Name removed]

21. Deleted message

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[mopaul]

22. and you are mildly intelligent

[Vickers]

24. "thats me"

Oh. Couldn't tell.

[merh]

15. Just check post 9 on

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x1781941
And 13 on this thread.

You can easily spot them. They are so obvious!

[Mr. Blonde]

32. I came along

too late to read those. They get deleted pretty quick it seems.

[merh]

33. He was just being obnoxious and obvious

you didn't miss much. I don't know why it is deleted, he wasn't vulgar, he just is misinformed. I would say he was very young.

[checks-n-balances]

16. I think all these suggestions are good! A question for you:

How in the world do you have the time to browse 2 right-wing discussion boards besides our fine one? Is there a way that can help us, when you find the similarities/differences? Just wondering!

[LibertyorDeath]

20. Are you compiling a list of what not to do if you want to be

a successful Stealth Freep.

Their moronic blind patriotism
My country right or wrong & excessively slanted foreheads
always give them away.

[uhhuh]

23. They always pretend they've never heard the term

And then so on about how close minded people here are, and talk about their being able to make up their own minds.








Oh, And they prefer beer to liberty.


You'll probably see one sooner or later.

[Joanne98]

26. They think everybody's gay (except Rush)

Whether they are or not. They are totally fixated on buttholes, they hate blacks, gays, women, children, they love fetuses, they hate taxes, they're misinformed about everything (Rush and Fox News)they can't spell, they have flags on their SUV's, they're selfish, greedy and immature, they love guns AND they're CHRISTIANS. :)

[BillZBubb]

27. They write posts like #17 here

You know, full of untruths and generalizations. They don't understand irony or sarcasm at all. That requires intelligence. They don't recognize their own constant states of ignorance, hypocrisy, and denial. They project how they feel and act onto others. Whenever a Freeper proclaims the devious intentions of others, you can be certain he has those same intentions only moreso. As in Bush* saying "Gore will do anything to win".

[troublemaker]

29. They tend to ask questions about spotting Freepers

[stavka]

30. The shoes...always the shoes

[rppper]

31. no upper lips either.....

:kick:

[AgadorSparticus]

34. obnoxious flag pins on lapels and pearl necklaces.

:puke::puke::puke::puke:

[Octafish]

35. Yes there is.

Think about it.

[Mike Niendorff]

36. wow, where to start.

loud and aggressive hatred of :

"the blacks", "the gays", "the Jews", "the Mexicans", "the Asians", "the liberals", "the athiests", "the Muslims", "the Catholics", MLK, FDR, JFK, the New Deal, Social Security, the federal income tax, the Federal Reserve, J.M. Keynes, civil rights, the 14th Amendment, desegregation, "the North", "the West", "the Northeast", California, Massachusetts, New York, the ACLU, the NAACP, the BATF, FEMA, "the Government", labor unions, the public school system, "evolutionists", pacifists, "the protestors", "the hippies", musicians, lawyers, the unemployed, the homeless, the poor, the disabled, antiwar veterans, "Hollywood", "the French", immigrants, foreigners ... etc, etc, etc.



fanatical obsession with any or all of the following :

"the conspiracy to promote 'moral decline' in America", "the 'evolutionist' conspiracy", "the 'fiat currency' conspiracy", "the 'communists and international bankers' conspiracy", "the 'subversive communist-inspired literature' conspiracy", "the
subversive communist-inspired movies' conspiracy", "the 'public education' conspiracy", "the 'communists and the civil-rights-movement' conspiracy" ... etc, etc, etc.


inability to spell or comprehend the following words :

"Democratic", "irony", "moron"


referring to any and all disagreement with their dictates as :

"socialism", "communism", "anarchism", "moral relativism", "subversive", "treasonous", "unpatriotic", "un-American".


equating any and all opponents of their philosophy with :

Pol Pot, Josef Stalin, V.I. Lenin, Karl Marx, Saddam Hussein, Fidel Castro, France.


(it's a dirty job, but someone has to catalog these things :evilgrin: )


MDN

[John_H]

37. The only reliable to identify republicans is their teeth, or lack thereof.