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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 08:59 AM
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Bible stories according to FEMA


http://www.ucomics.com/nonsequitur/2005/09/19/
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 09:00 AM
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1. And God afflicted his people with incompetent leaders. nt
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 09:05 AM
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3. And unto them he sent a plague of Cronies
Which did wipe out the land.
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 09:07 AM
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4. And Lo, the LORD did afflict the sinners with a Plague of ...
... REPUBLICANS!

And, verily, there were also Televangelists, and Manufacturers of Cheap Plastic Ribbons and Flags, and, like, other Shit, too, Dude.

Amen.

--p!
Let us prey.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 12:35 PM
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6. Ugh, I'd rather suck on a toad . . .
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 09:05 AM
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2. Problem is FEMA in their piss poor planning forgot to build the Ark(s).
Ark legislation was passed BUT never funded!!!!!
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 09:09 AM
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5. That's not fair!
It was the responsibility of the Governor of Judea and the Mayor of Galilee to build the Ark!

--p!
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