Old Lady Bush calls Dem contenders "A Sorry Lot"

[CMT]

Former First Hag Barbara Bush calls the Democrats trying to unseat her eldest son "a sorry lot"...

Poppy interjects: "They're all together on this vicious rhetoric." (I have tears in my eyes as I'm writing this)"And then that's the sound bite, you see, the one who makes the most...outrageous charges against the President and then gets his 20 seconds on the evening news."

Barbara Bush also thought that W would lose in 2000 because "my gut feeling is that all the media is against George...any Republican."


Oh brother.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/story/127346p-113953c.html

Sorry I have not much sympathy for Barbara Bush since she said that Geraldine Ferarro is something that rhymes with "witch"--

[Skittles]

1. Former First Hag

:thumbsup:

[_NorCal_D_]

101. You bet.

B-):thumbsup:

A sorry lot indeed! :eyes:

[RogueTrooper]

2. He was a father constantly away on "business"

and she raised herself a sociopath. Something that rymes with "bitch" perhaps...

[Loonman]

3. Shut up, Barb

You disgusting harpy.

[liberalnurse]

67. Ya Barbie...

that litter pups you had was a bunch of runts! Must be the in-breeding.....

[TeeYiYi]

94. Funny you should mention 'runt' . . .

My word for the old hag rhymes with runt . . .

TYY

[DCDemo]

4. Or that she shouldn't "bother her beautiful mind"

Thinking about our men in Iraq dying...

[Spazito]

5. Barbara Bush is Ma Barker, mother of a den of thugs....

and what she has to say only means something to the stepford wives, imo.

[Octafish]

23. LMFAO -- Public Enemy No. 1

Thanks for cheering me up!

Al Franken describes meeting her in first-class on a trip to Washington DC. Babs found out Franken wasn't "good people" and would end his attempts at conversation by stating "I'm through with you." Franken said he talked about the encounter at a party later on and everyone who knew her said she was the mean one in the family and W was "her boy."

Ha ha ha ha (maniacal DemoDonkey laugh)!!!!



"Lookit me, ma! I'm on top of the world!"

[Wetzelbill]

44. Yeah I read this last night

Franken thought she was just joking with him because she was acting dramatic and over the top. I like how he kept trying to talk to her, haha. She seems matronly and like a cuddly ol' Gramma, however I haven't heard anybody say anything other than that she's, well, uh... a bitch. So goes the "Nice old lady" impression, I guess.

[demnan]

6. That's fine you old blue haired

pearl-choked piece of shit on a stick.

No matter how sorry they are, any of them would make a better President than your coked up frat boy of a son.

[Jivenwail]

17. Love it, love it!

Thanks, demnan, for making me laugh with your apt description of this tired, wrinkled old bag of wind.

As my wonderful, sweet mother always referred to her, "she looks more like his grouchy old grandma than his wife". Thanks, Mom!

[Skittles]

38. DITTO

LOL!

[spotbird]

7. Fantastic! The first good news I’ve heard all day!

When Chimp is in real trouble they used to call out the BBB, Boyden, Baker and Babs. Boyden has seen the light so we won’t be seeing much of him anymore, but Babs is still loyal to her misfit son. Where is Baker these days, he hasn’t seen the light also?

[Ladyhawk]

97. I'm not familiar with Boyden. Who is he?

And why did he defect?

[The Backlash Cometh]

8. The only "sorry lot" are her kids and grandchildren.

Didn't she have to get rid of her prize trans am because she didn't trust the grandkids taking it for a joyride?

[Don_G]

9. The Old Hag Would Be More Productive

If she shut up, sat in front of a mirror and counted the prune lines in her face.

[madrchsod]

10. she didn`t want georgie boy to

run in the first place ,she thought jeb had more brains.what a classless nazi bitch....

[Wetzelbill]

48. and doesn't Jeb have more brains?

Not saying much though.

[lovedems]

11. She is an expert on "sorry lots" she produces them

Neil, Jeb, Georgie... I guess that makes her qualified to distinguish sorry lots, they run in her family. Hopefully one of those "sorry lots" will cost her "major sorry lot" his appointed presidency.

[number6]

12. The bu$hco "family" is a "A Sorry Lot""

..!!

[Breezy du Nord]

13. Geooooorge!

The old-lady dimwit always makes me think of that Simpson episode.

[tridim]

33. The Simpsons writers

were much too kind to her on the episode. GHWB got it good though. (Wearing a cropped rainbow wig, glued to his head) "Any more questions? And again I've already explained about my hair". Audience collectively sighs and lowers their raised hands. :)

[kstewart33]

14. Mrs. Bush is true to her character

Remember Richard Nixon's assessment of her in the 1970s? Something like, "that is one woman who knows how to hate."

[JaneQPublic]

15. Weapon of Mass Destruction: Barbara Bush's Uterus (n/t)

[JI7]

34. HAHAHAHHAHAH

funny, but true also.

[leftchick]

36. AAAcckkkk!

so true but what a yucky thought! I am sure her uterus is all shriveled up and black from having produced such evil spawn. Every fucking one of them... :puke:

[DoveTurnedHawk]

70. LOL!

Hilarious!

DTH

[Mikimouse]

16. Who the hell cares what eitehr of them say or do

You are talking about the two most superficial, ego-driven, and irrlevant people ever to produce offspring. And even the very thought of THAT is enough to make me want to:puke: I live neat the Barbara Bush Parenting Center in freeperville, TX and more than once have nearly driven off the road laughing at the thought of what goes on behind those closed doors. Some things are just too horrible to think about.

[ixion]

18. a sorry lot... HA.. the sorriest of them all is Chimpy.

:eyes:

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

19. she didn't mention marvin's dead babysitter

i would really like to hear her opinion on that.

[CBHagman]

20. Read what Kati Marton says about the Bushes in "Shared Power"

The sweet old Bushes myth ought to be put to rest...

[1gobluedem]

21. Well, she was right...

....W didlose!

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

22. Sounds like her gigantic pearls are tightening up too much on her bloated

neck and cutting off the oxygen to her brain. The media is propping up her idiot son so much they're all turning into hunchbacks.

[Cocoa]

24. "like father like son, four years and he's done"

I bet Babs didn't like hearing that one. :-)

[kskiska]

25. Oh, so her book is still on schedule

I hadn't heard anything about it since July and thought they'd pulled it because of Junior's bad poll numbers. In it she's supposed to diss anyone who's ever crossed the Bushes, including people like David Gergen. This book won't enhance her image as a sweet grandmother. She'll come off looking small and petty, like she really is. Al Franke's book has a hilarious account of Al's encounter with her on a plane.

Where does Poppy get off blaming Democrats of vicious rhetoric? Does Willie Horton ring a bell? Does John McCain's "black child" bring back memories?

[Mari333]

26. The PieHole effect runs in the family

"I had a Miscarriage and he became Prezident!"

[Redbear]

27. I'm through with her.

I can't believe I'm the first one to say that.

[gardenista]

110. You beat me to it! n/t

[CMT]

28. I love a thread that can bring us all together

Thanks Babs for your comments.

[Classical_Liberal]

29. Not sure why this surprises anyone or why it is important

.

[Benhurst]

30. Ma Bush:

The Mother of Thieves :puke: Texas's answer to Ma Barker

[JI7]

31. RAISED CRIMINAL SONS

hahhaha, with her asshole criminal sons. fucking piece of apeshit whose ass wasn't even elected. yup, her asshole son, and the other asshole son in florida KNEW the apeshit would lose also that's why they stole the election. tears in the eyes ? hahhahahah, how about tears in the eyes for those lives ruined since the asshole son got into office ? sorry lot ? she must be thinking of the sorry lot of kids she raised. ALL sons with a criminal record.

[Algorem]

32. What's Gennifer Fitzgerald have to say?

As long as we're hearing from Poppy's poke-ees.

[Brian Sweat]

35. Further evidence of the Bush sense of entitlement.

She and her whiny husband can't stand for anybody to say anything bad about their little golden boy. They think he should be off limits, but it is ok for him to attack other candidates.

[bluedog]

39. hey babs what about the adulter son you have????

any comments.....did you pay off his wife not to comment on your piece of shit family???? Did you see your new grandkid....

[Amerind]

37. Now, now, folks....

Don't be so hard on old Barb. After all, her picture IS on the dollar bill. What?! That's not Barb?! never mind....

[5thGenDemocrat]

56. That's not her face on the dollar bill...

Her face is on the front of the Quaker Oats box.
John
Or, to put it another way, who gives a rat's patoot what Bug-Eyed Bar thinks about anything? Welcome to DU, by the way, Amerind.

[jesus]

65. You both are wrong...

She was a "comfort woman" for the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria.

[newyawker99]

89. LOL!!

[newyawker99]

88. Hi Amerind!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[bowens43]

40. Mommy! Mommy!

Those Democrats are being mean to me!! Help me mommy!

[Ghost of Tom Joad]

41. She's coming here!!!

Sarasota is having its annual Reading Festival Nov. 1 and she's a featured guest. Can't imagine what the security will be like for this outdoor festival. I go every year and often volunteer but you can be sure this year I will stay away. Yuck, I bet KKK Harris will show up too.

[Blue-Jay]

42. Who cares what she thinks?

Screw that old bag-o-crap.

[cmf]

43. Barf

Oh, her poor Georgie. Everyone is out to get him. Poor, poor, George.

Can someone hold my hair back? Thanks :puke:

[CWebster]

45. Wait til she catches Ben Cohen's latest event

http://www.commondreams.org/news2003/1014-12.htm

gotta live this guy.

;-)

[tom_paine]

46. The Busheviks just LOOOVE that BIG LIE, don't they?

That ol' debbil "librul media".

No matter that Corporate TV Pravda has whitewashed the Emperor*, at most times covering ofr him, reprinting his lies as truth, and even when the lies are exposed, covering madly for him.

OCCASIONALLY they venture some TEPID criticism of Der Fuhrer*, NEVER investigating, or even asking a lousy follow-up question.

It should be interesting in 2030, when Corporate TV Pravda is two decades more Soviet/Bushevik in presentation, listening to the Brownshirts cry "librul media".

"They ONLY said Emperor George P. was terrific. They didn't say fantastic, amazing and that he is the best ruler any nation EVER HAD! Fucking librul media."

Don't kid yourselves, that's exactly how it will go.

Goebbels v2.0 has programmed more and more Imperial Amerikan Subjects to be unthinking automatons.

Totalitarian Societies are very easy to predict.

[carolinayellowdog]

47. Nancy Reagan OTOH has some saving graces

like defeating Oliver North in his Senate bid. Her remarks about him really turned the tide in Virginia. She was also a positive influence on Ronnie's foreign policy. Her kids turned out a lot better than Babs's, and best of all she hates the Bushes too.

[gauguin57]

55. the reagans

Isn't it amazing ... I HATED Ron and Nancy Reagan. Never got over his election. Ever. I used to think both of them were the epitome of evil. Now that I compare them with the Bush Administrations ... my GOD, I can actually ease up on them a bit after all these years! I think I'd rather our foreign policy be determined by an astrologer than by PNAC, at this point!!!!!!!!!!

[PittPoliSci]

49. Lies and the Lying Liars...

In Al Franken's new book, she is a bitch to him. Its really amusing, because he thought she was joking when she wasn't, so he kept persisting and tried to get her to lighten up. But lots of his friends kept telling him that "she's a terrible bitch" or "the worst bitch ever"

[11 Bravo]

50. Would someone please tell that bug-eyed old lush

that it's time for a dirt nap.

[ronnykmarshall]

51. Blow it out your ass, Babs!

Sorry bug eyed wrinkled up old hag! There are not enough words to describe what a think of this shit bag.

[gauguin57]

53. no wonder ...

George H.W. ran around on her.

Talk about sorry.

[enki23]

52. still hammering at the bullshit talking-points

say it often enough, and your idiot followers think it's true

liberal media
liberal media
liberal media

[hatrack]

54. Well Babsie, considering your foul spawn . . . .

I can't think of anyone better qualified to opine on who qualifies as "a sorry lot".

[mcar]

57. Just watched "The Manchurian Candidate"

again the other night. Angela Lansbury's got nothing on Battleaxe Babs.

[bitchkitty]

58. Oh my God -

the spawn of this rabid bitch has ruined this country. She should have been spayed. Her whelps should have been drowned at birth. How I despise these people!

Poppy moaning about rhetoric is pretty amazing. Can you say, "Arkansas Project", Poppy?

[TreasonousBastard]

59. A sorry lot indeed...

not a one has giggled while signing a death warrant or stolen a bank.

Or has a drunken, drugged out daughter. Or fell of a scooter.

What kid of terrible mothers did they have? With family values like that, how dare they think of running for office?

[ElsewheresDaughter]

60. from a mother who birthed a son so much like jeffery daumer & ted bundy

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[Flying_Pig]

61. "Hag" is right. She of the "beautiful mind". What a .....witch!

Pretty soon she'll have Georgie Jr. back in her bosum(?), and mother can console her worthless piece-of-shit son, that is, if she's not visiting him in Leavenworth (please lord, please!!).

:grR:

[nostamj]

62. her womb should have been designated

as a superfund site.

was there ever a more dangerous source of toxic waste???

[LoneStarLiberal]

64. HAR!

Damn! That's got to be one of the better lines I've heard in years.

[peekaloo]

71. LOL

:scared:

[FauxNewsBlues]

103. Al Gore held hearings on Babs womb

It was right after Love Canal, so it didn't get much coverage.

Which of her spawn have not had legal trouble? Think about it.

Jeb had his troubles, as had his wife. Neil... enough said. George got arrested twice in college, then the DWI, the twins get busted constantly. Jeb's three kids have all had funs. Jeb's kid George P. was stalking his ex girlfriend, Noelle is a drug freak, and Jebby Jr got arrested in 2000 for having sex in the Talahassee Mall Parking lot.

So far as I can tell, Neil's daughter, who is the freaking fashion model, is the only one who doesn't have a lawyer on speed dial. That is quite sad.

Barbara Bush's womb should be incinerated after she dies. It should then be shot into space, directly at the sun, surrounded by nuclear waste, just in case it decides to spring back into life again.

Freddy & Jason have nothing on Babs' vagina.

[Cat Atomic]

63. Newsflash, Barb- HE DID LOSE IN 2000!

He managed to steal it anyway, partially because there was no real investigation of the situation by the "liberal press".

[rppper]

66. here we go...babs and the quaker oats guy

this has been over-played i know, but i couldn't resist.....

[julka]

81. she looks like Michael Caine in "Dressed to Kill".........

[bif]

68. What's that word that rhymes with "runt?"

I seem to recall a descriptive word for her that rhymes with it...hmmm...

[peekaloo]

69. combo term.....add Godzilla

Runtilla! ;-)

[eleny]

72. Did someone mention a Quaker Goat?

[Catherine Vincent]

83. ROTFL!

That is hillarious!

[eleny]

87. I was wondering when someone was going to notice!!!!

Thanks!!!

A rush job but is she ever fun to work over. What a puss!

[TeeYiYi]

93. Hey eleny . . .

. . . I noticed. I should have told you sooner. (I've been busy reading this hilarious thread.)
When I opened your post it was the first time I've literally laughed out loud all day. Thanks for that. :hug:

TYY

[eleny]

96. My thanks to you for your post and also to Mari333...

for posting the great photo of Babzilla!

[_NorCal_D_]

102. ACK!

Now I'm going to have nightmares!
:scared:

[eleny]

106. But you'll eat you're oaties, won't you dearie???

[spooky3]

105. this is hysterical!!! Thanks.

[skypilot]

73. Babs Bush: One of the best P.R. scams EVER!!!

Remember the presidency of Bush the elder? Was it just me or did it seem, at the time, that Babs was the one Bush that most people seemed to actually like? Boy, did she have us conned. I wonder if we'll discover that Laura Bush also has a dark, nasty side that we'll discover when her husband is no longer president--or rather "president".

[JI7]

74. this whole thread is too funny

all the posts on barracuda babs are making me laugh. and most of it is true also.

[Lisa]

75. perfect example of her mindset -- "they're against us"

And in her view, that justifies the most vicious retribution.

She's inculcated all her kids to believe it's okay to be sneaky and underhanded, since in her eyes they are so hard done by and don't owe anybody anything. Meanwhile, she cheerfully ignored the fact that they were a privileged family!

[arwalden]

77. This Is The Woman Who Taught George How To Read... (giggle)

... and who taught him not to pick his nose in public.

She's a skank.

-- Allen

[leetrisck]

78. Hey, you ole hag, W did lose in 2000

but your evil family installed the "Slimy Shrub." The rest of us are out here trying to cope with the consequences. Ole Hag was very unkind about Hillary Clinton (thinks she's so much better). They never got over the fact that the little ole boy from the little ole State defeated the bush dynasty. Poor ole hag.

[proud patriot]

79. hahahahahahaha..... who cares what she thinks

:shrug:

[no name no slogan]

80. And she would know "a sorry lot" when she sees 'em

Just look at her brood:

Neil, the guy who bankrupted Silverado and made the taxpayers bail him out to the tune of several billion;

Jeb, the guy who steals elections;

Dubya, the biggest liar who's ever occupied 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.,

...and a couple of other crackers who I don't know enough about, but who I'll give the benefit of the doubt to, even though it goes against my better instincts...

[Must_B_Free]

82. why waste your beautiful mind on it?

you fucking flabby old bag.

[Ladyhawk]

98. "why waste your beautiful mind on it?"

When I heard she had said this about contemplating the soldiers dying in Iraq, I knew she was a virgin when it came to self-examination.

There's a joke in there somewhere that can be linked with her uterus, the ultimate WMD.

[Catherine Vincent]

84. Barbara Bush is an unclassy and partisan bitch.

She never has anything worthwhile to say about Democrats. Fine. She can at least be cordial. She said that Hillary wouldn't win her Senate seat. And now she says the Dems are a sorry lot. What about her punk ass son that's squatting in the White House now?

Thank you CMT for letting me vent in calling this woman a bitch.

[Ladyhawk]

100. I never thought I'd say this, but

I miss President Clinton.

(This post in response to your signature.)

[Iris]

85. She should know - look at her offspring

[Malva Zebrina]

86. Oh please

get this bag of a wrinkled hag off the screen. She is nothing but a wannabe something or other who has never passed her screen test. This pop eyed non wonder is a has been that, like Laura, has never done a damn thing in her life but breed sub standard human beings. She is paid no hommage by any of them-she is reduced to wandering around the Kennebunkport Walker complex in hospital gowns like the floozy she is. This is the "pretend" family.

[quaker bill]

90. Poor little W

Are those bad dems picking on you again?

Mama will make it all better.

[MrBenchley]

91. Compared to who? Neil and his brood?

She's got some fucking nerve... how many of her spawn have arrest records?

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[A-Schwarzenegger]

95. I don't think it's fair to make fun of an old bag

just because she is an old bag. She has taken
a licken and keeps on ticken, a tough old broad
that knows which side her butter is on.
If she went out and got her hair dyed red or a hundred
face lifts or had a whole new damn head transplat, would
that make her any better of a person?
Answer: no, and you know it. Her eggs have hatched two
Presidents and two Governors so far, so who could
blame her for acting a little concieted.
So please, let's attack her
because of her stands on the issues, not
because she thinks she is the Queen Mother of Heaven
and Hell or because she is a national eyesore. Please
people. You know, there is an old Paiukeha saying that
you should love everybody like they were your mother,
and in that way Babbs is your own old Mom. Now call her
an old blue bag if you still can.

[grasswire]

109. national eyesore....

...I like it!

[nini]

99. Her baby is gonna get his balls busted and she knows it.

flame away you old douche bag... jr's time is a comin..

[Piperay]

104. Ole barbwire is so

tacky and classless.x( I wonder how she will explain it when one of those "sorry lots" beats her chickenhawk son like a drum and he ends up out of the WH, that wouldn't be saying much for him. :spank:

[Seneca]

107. read Franken's chapter on her

He points out that Chimpy is her son in every way, especially where he gets his meanness.

Like Franken said when borrowing her phrase she used against him: "I'm through with her."

[Wapsie B]

108. Oh Babs.

If only Poppy took you to the abortion clinic instead of the hospital the world would be a much better place right now.

[MrsMatt]

111. Hag, hag, hag

I must say for such an enlightened lot, there were too many "hags". I'd like to add "withered crone" to the mix of invectives. Thank you.

[Solly Mack]

112. Barb, Barb, Barb..you old fishwife

Darling, do be a dear and do stop being such a battle axe.
I know it galls you to no end that people see through that claim of "breeding" you cling to, but show some poise and learn to be gracious...your constant whining is approaching the level of a tautological echo