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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 08:24 PM
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Poll question: Guys - what side do you 'dress' <ahem!>
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 08:25 PM
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1. huh?
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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 08:35 PM
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6. Translation: "dress"
= which leg of your pants does your knob hang down.

Tailor's term.
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comsymp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 09:01 PM
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20. Never heard a better characterization
love it!
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 08:28 PM
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2. Whenever I wear a dress, it covers all of my sides, eom
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PartyPooper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 08:32 PM
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3. Priceless.
Now I've seen every poll possible at DU!

:D
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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 08:33 PM
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4. You're welcome
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PartyPooper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 10:38 PM
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30. I'm wondering if there may be a correlation
with one being "right-handed" or "left-handed"?

I dress right...and I'm right-handed. Hmmm.

:think:
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 08:34 PM
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5. Is this question polling what I
think it's polling?
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 08:42 PM
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10. Yes dear.
It is.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 08:35 PM
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7. Up
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 08:35 PM
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8. How long does it have to be to....?
Edited on Sun Jun-06-04 08:37 PM by Rowdyboy
never mind....
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 08:42 PM
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9. To the right...
...and about half way down my thigh.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 08:55 PM
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14. I'm sorry for your loss
Being an amputee must be difficult :evilgrin:
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 08:59 PM
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17. Yeah, it's an old war wound.
Used to be down to my knee and then bang. *c*
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 08:52 PM
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11. In my case...
... it doesn't much matter :(
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 08:54 PM
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12. Right
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 08:55 PM
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13. My best friend always answers the question "How's it hangin'?" thus:
"To the left."
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 08:58 PM
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15. I don't get it...Why does it matter?
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comsymp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 09:12 PM
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24. Comfort- as a female, equate it with... uh... umm...
the discomfort that requires adjusting your bra/boobs, perhaps? Your body's version of "a place for everything and everything in it's place"
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Lars39 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 09:18 PM
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25. When tailoring fine trousers, a tad more material is used on the side
that the owner of the trousers *tucks* himself.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 10:23 PM
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29. Did you know that some men don't have to worry about that?
And I'm not talking small penis. Some men, when they're not aroused, just shrink down to nothing and don't have to worry about what side they dress on. Please tell me that's normal. Because if not, I know a few guys who are in trouble. lol
Duckie
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toddzilla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 08:58 PM
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16. i don't wear boxers..
gotta keep things in place.
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DontBlameMe Donating Member (889 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 09:00 PM
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18. Depends
Boxers: the left
Briefs: straight up
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 09:00 PM
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19. Straight up
I don't like it hanging. I arrange it upward, which gives a certain inadvertant "bulge effect." Know-what-I-mean, nudge-nudge, wink-wink.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 09:02 PM
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22. Believe me, I notice
no matter where it hangs. ;-)
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neoteric lefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 09:01 PM
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21. down the left and back up the right
hard to walk though :)
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 09:04 PM
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23. hahaha
LOL
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Wcross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 09:22 PM
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26. More comfortable on the right side. n/t.
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Heyo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 09:23 PM
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27. I guess each morning is different....
Variety is the spice of life!

It never hurts to switch sides during the day, too.

And if you do that too often, suddenly you go dead center...

;-)

Heyo
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 09:27 PM
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28. Lefty both ways
Up or down. I guess that's what they mean by "far left". :7
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Gildor Inglorion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 10:40 PM
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31. We had this same discussion in the army...
whilst quite drunk, naturally. All of us were right-handed and "dressed left," so we rushed to wake up the only left-handed guy we knew. After he got over being angry, he confessed to "dressing right." We figured it out thus: "As the twig is bent, so is the tree inclined." Soldiers are: (1) easily amused; and (2) quite without shame.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 11:05 PM
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33. Interesting theory
I do dress left and am right handed. hmm...
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StaggerLee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 11:01 PM
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32. Left
Whatever you do don't start one of the those - Toilet paper: Should it be loaded to roll from the top or from the bottom? polls.
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psychopomp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 11:14 PM
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34. Right-handed
Left-legged. Correllation?

You "upsters," that doesn't sound comfortable to me at all.
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PartyPooper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 11:20 PM
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35. I posed
the same question in my post above, #30.

And, btw, you're correct, those "upsters" must be uncomfortable and just a bit embarrassed in their speedos!

:D
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Angelus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 11:21 PM
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36. Both ways.
Whichever side it flops to, I leave it.
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 11:42 PM
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37. Reminds me of an old Bette Midler joke!!!!
She used to tell the joke that "one day my neighbor Veronica asked me how I knew when to hang my laundry out--that I always mangaged to avoid hanging it out on days it was gonna rain.

I told her it was simple:

If I woke up and my boyfriend Ernie's "thing" was leaning to the left I knew it would be sunny and I'd hang out the laundry.

If I woke up and my boyfriend Ernie's "thing" was leaning to the right I knew it would be cloudy/raining and I'd NOT hang out the laundry.

And she asked me, "Well, Bette, WHAT do you do if he's standing up?"

And I said, "Veronica, who CARES about laundry on a day like that?" :bounce:


Laura
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