http://www.toostupidtobepresident.comTop 11 ways Dubya will honor the memory of Ronald Wilson Reagan.
1. Ignore AIDS.
2. Invade a Caribbean nation after a military setback in the Middle East and just before the election.
3. Plant ketchup garden.
4. Tell a grand jury he "can't recall" 150 times.
5. Keep bin Laden on the payroll.
6. Plot overthrow of democratically elected government in South America.
7. Take another month-long vacation.
8. Spend sleepless afternoon worrying about impeachment.
9. Continue not going to church.
10. Nominate both of Scalia's sons to the Supreme Court.
11. Let his Vice President run the show.