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qwertyMike
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Sat Jun-12-04 10:43 PM Original message |
Complete this sentence (from a TV ad) |
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NightTrain
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Sat Jun-12-04 10:44 PM Response to Original message |
1. ...your woman will be happier than the proverbial pig in shit!" |
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Rick Myers
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Sat Jun-12-04 10:45 PM Response to Original message |
2. Your doctor's got a REALLY scary nurse!!! |
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Liberal Veteran
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Sat Jun-12-04 10:45 PM Response to Original message |
3. ....try not to claim you name is "Bob"! |
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theivoryqueen
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Sat Jun-12-04 10:46 PM Response to Original message |
4. seek medical attention |
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stavka
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Sat Jun-12-04 10:46 PM Response to Original message |
5. ...I'm amazed I drank that much, doing this, and not having fun |
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Liberal Veteran
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Sat Jun-12-04 10:47 PM Response to Original message |
6. try to limit your orgasms to once every 30 minutes or so and don't brag. |
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Leprechan29
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Sat Jun-12-04 10:49 PM Response to Original message |
7. Start over |
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No2W2004
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Sat Jun-12-04 10:49 PM Response to Original message |
8. Try not to brag too much |
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Liberal Veteran
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Sat Jun-12-04 10:52 PM Response to Original message |
9. ....use duct tape like drag queens do. |
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Bluebear
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Sat Jun-12-04 10:53 PM Response to Original message |
10. ...park yourself on a bar stool and hope for the best! |
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Th1onein
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Sat Jun-12-04 10:55 PM Response to Original message |
11. don't call us; we'll call you. |
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Massacure
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Sat Jun-12-04 10:59 PM Response to Original message |
12. Take one good look at yo fat mama, and it will go away. :P |
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Elidor
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Sat Jun-12-04 11:00 PM Response to Original message |
13. Please contact the CDC or Elizabeth Dole... |
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troublemaker
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Sat Jun-12-04 11:25 PM Response to Original message |
14. Dig out an old photo of Linda Tripp |
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Lestat
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Sat Jun-12-04 11:26 PM Response to Original message |
15. ...find yourself a few more ladies. |
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Deja Q
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Sat Jun-12-04 11:30 PM Response to Original message |
16. ...stick it in a light socket and flip on the switch." |
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Unperson 309
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Sun Jun-13-04 12:32 AM Response to Original message |
17. Don't take Calls From the Guy Identifying Himself as "Rush, er...SMITH!" |
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SmileyBoy
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Sun Jun-13-04 12:39 AM Response to Original message |
18. "...think about Grandma naked for a while." |
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chaska
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Sun Jun-13-04 01:15 AM Response to Original message |
19. What, ya'lls don't last that long? |
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pauliedangerously
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Sun Jun-13-04 01:21 AM Response to Original message |
20. ...wipe that smile off your face. n/t |
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BiggJawn
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Sun Jun-13-04 01:39 AM Response to Original message |
21. "...Pray that you're with a 19-y-o..." |
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Mikimouse
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Sun Jun-13-04 01:41 AM Response to Original message |
22. Please call and give us your information...because... |
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