CAPTION the ODDest Couple

[underpants]

[Bossy Monkey]

1. These reality tv shows have hit a new low, haven't they? n/t

[underpants]

2. Survivor:The White House

LOL Undisclosed

[Elidor]

10. Who will be voted off first?

[AlGore-08.com]

3. Rummy: Well, is it my fault you look like Colin?

You people need to wear name tags or something.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

4. "George, please tell Condi

that she's a backstabbing bitch."

"George, please tell the brain-dead fossil sitting next to me that I'm not interested in his opinion."

[eileen_d]

9. I can't beat that. n/t

[cosmicdot]

5. They're both talking to themselves re the last instructions given:

whatever you do ... act and look confident ... don't show any signs of worry ... be aware of any nervous habits during the briefing ... no shocked looks ... no playing with your hands ... no furrows on the forehead ... just act, you know ... natural ...

[underpants]

6. And Rummy if you screw it up this CIA agent will hit you with her stick

Ouch!

[underpants]

7. She's a liar..no you're a liar...W:now let's agree that we are all liars..

and move on.

[Mr. Jinx]

8. Can two cabinet members share a couch without driving each other crazy?

[skip fox]

11. Rummy is thinking: "Sh*t. Iraq is blowing up, Afganistan is

being taken back by the Taliban, North Korea has got a h*rdon for pissin' me off, and that bitch Connie can't stop cracking her gum."

Connie is thinking: "Damn. Bagbad's two steps from utter chaos, Afganistan's bristling with Taliban and poppies, North Korea's massing on the border, and that prick Rummy can't put on a fresh pair of shorts, for crying out loud. Ugh!"

[xultar]

12. If I strangle her and plead insanity I'd only get...

5 years. With good behavior...36 months. It may be worth it.

[cosmicdot]

13. Rummy reminisces about the "good ol'days" ...

when Nixon was calling the shots ... Cheney was just a grunt ... Fred Malek was playing gestapo ... Poppy was the shoe-shine boy ... diversity only pertained to their stock portfolios ...

[skip fox]

14. Come on, DU, take the bull by the horns and

CAPTION!!

:toast:

[peekaloo]

15. *singing* Ebony and Ivory

are together in perfect war criminal-ity.

:nopity:

[skip fox]

16. Rummy's doing the ol' one-cheek sneak, thinking "Geez. Those burritos

givin' me the burnin' farts. Let me release this one gently . . . ahhhhh. . . ."

Connie is thinking: "Jesus Mother of God Holy Christ in hotpants!, what the hell is THAT! Smells like two rats scratching in my nostrils. Goodness, even the paint is peeling off the freakin' wall over there. Lord, oh, Lord, do I need some fresh air.!

[skip fox]

17. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

[cosmicdot]

18. we'll remove the bar once you two kiss and make up