any DUers wear a toupee?

[wtmusic]

IMO they are fugly.

Shave it, trim it, comb over if you have to--but leave the rug at home.

[Wickerman]

1. the least he could do is dye that damn stache to match the toup.

[wtmusic]

3. There are some perception issues here

he sees what he wants to see

[Wickerman]

8. ding ding ding

we have a winner!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

5. Or buy a toupee that matches his facial hair

Is that really too much to ask? :shrug:

[jobycom]

2. I wear a reverse toupee

I have hair under that scalp-mat!

[sui generis]

4. any DU'ers wear a merkin?

:shrug: on their head :shrug:

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_232.html

another tasteless sui post

[Lerkfish]

6. I've known some very nice men with toupees...

so I don't want to trash them out of hand. I know its an insecure vanity thing...

However, I DO have a saying:

a man with a toupee has already lied to you once, and himself twice.

YOU:
1. he wants you to believe he has hair

HIMSELF:
2. he wants to believe the toupee works
3. he wants to believe that others think the toupee works.

[sui generis]

11. and women who wear makeup and people who dye their hair

and anyone who wears loose clothing or has lipo done, not to mention teeth whitening, crowns, veneers, bridges, partials, & dentures, contact lenses, boob jobs, push up bras, microdermabrasion, botox, etc. etc.

It's probably dishonest to think that society doesn't place some value on appearance, whatever you think of such a superficial value.

The best thing anyone can do for their perceived attractiveness is to be healthy and happy - and if wearing a wig or having lips as big as a small volkswagon bus makes someone happy, then so be it.

[Mr.Green93]

7. or drive a coupe?

[Maat]

9. I suggested it was a toupe on another thread.

A DUer didn't think so.

But you guys are right - if you are going to die it, or use some fake hair, make sure everything is the same color.

Dubya looks like he wants to date him there.

Odd.

[pansypoo53219]

10. bolton doesn't have a toupe

just a semi-comb over. he still wants to think of himeself as a stud.
hench porn stache.


want a clod.