"What if God Smoked Cannabis"

[SHRED]

What If God Smoked Cannabis (music w/silly animation here)

If god had long hair and a goatee
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
If he looked spaced out
Would you buy his story
Would you believe he had an eye infection?

And yeah yeah god looks baked
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
And he subscribes to rolling stone

If god made this place, in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they’d be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering

And yeah yeah god rolls great
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he made the platypus
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?

And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bong.

Weird Al Yankovic

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Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he made the platypus


:rofl:

[JVS]

1. It would explain the flawed nature of his handy-work (i.e us)

[stepnw1f]

2. God is Cannibas

Cannibas is God...

[Taverner]

3. Well, Kings of Israel in the time of David were annointed with hash oil

This is true - the oil they were annointed with (simulated by Rockin' John Ashcroft with Crisco...) included a high percentage of hash oil...and it would penetrate the bloodstream through the skin.

This brings a whole new dimension to King David's naked dancing at the wrap party that night....(look it up, its in the bible!)

[XemaSab]

7. Oh yeah?

What's the verse?

:D

[XemaSab]

4. Jesus was a total stoner hippie:

"Like, hey man, we're having a dinner party, just a little get-together man, and let's get those dudes who are always hanging on the corner! They seem pretty cool! And, uh, let's get those dudes who sit in the temple and sell people their own goats back! I bet they got some crazy stories man! And what about the tax dude? Like, wouldn't it be a total trip if The Man came over and just hung with us?!?!"

[sam sarrha]

5. the Universe would gave been built in ..a couple weeks .. maybe

[supernova]

6. Brownies would be as ubiquitous

as grass. :rofl:

[MalibuChloe]

8. thanks that made my morning

[Rainbowreflect]

9. That is so bad!

:rofl: :spray:

[johnnie]

10. Of course God smokes dope

How else to explain this?

[SHRED]

11. With all the violence...

I beg to differ.
I think he drinks beer...by the gallons!

[Taverner]

14. Hey we created war

He/She never invented a "gun tree" or a "bat tree"

He/She only made cannabis, magic mushrooms and coffee.

Shit, we made alchohol - he/she didn't!

[enigmatic]

12. I love that

I've got the mp3 of it and play it on my show all the time' it's funny, and rocks harder than the original..

[Initech]

13. I dont think Weird Al wrote that song...

But it is pretty funny!

[supernova]

15. It's a Bob Rivers Twisted Tune

:rofl:

I've heard it before. But it's still funny. :-)