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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 07:00 AM
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Today's ZINGS!
From today's issue of the Tallahassee Democrat:

• Re: New to Tallahassee. In Tallahassee, it's "Me and him is." Any more questions? Just ax me.

• I drive over speed humps every day and they don't damage my car or affect my gas mileage. Why? Because I'm not speeding!

• Isn't it nauseating to read all these delusional conservatives (redundant, I know) line up to re-imagine reality and project themselves as they'd like it to be instead of how it is?

• The philosophy of environmentalism is to shut down capitalism whenever possible.

http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/democrat/news/opinion/12655483.htm
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 08:47 AM
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1. You know one of these came true last week
When Brown was finally fired and Vice Adm.Allen was put in charge one of the zings THAT DAY was "Who ever is running the Coast Guard operation, put him in charge"
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