Favorite Monty Python line/part of a skit or movie.

[nytemare]

Poll question: Favorite Monty Python line/part of a skit or movie.

Ok, there are many to many to mention, so, I will do 10, and include an "other" category for you chaps and lasses who don't decide on the ones I put.

[nickgutierrez]

1. "I'm not deeeeeeeeeead!"

:D

[nytemare]

5. I think I'll go for a walk now!

I feeeeeeeeel happy!

[nickgutierrez]

7. You'll be pushing up daisies soon.

:P

[redsoxliberal]

38. I feel happy... I think I'd like to go for a walk!

YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE!

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Two from the same skit...

"There's a man at the door with a moustache."
"No thanks, tell him I've already got one."

and

"Oh, mollusks. I thought you said BACON."

[asthmaticeog]

15. The randiest of the gastropods is the limpet.

This hotblooded little beast with its tent-like shell is always on the job. Its extramarital activities are something startling. Frankly I don't know how the female limpet finds the time to adhere to the rock face.

:thumbsup:

[ghostsofgiants]

18. Hilarious skit

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. "Oooh, Mrs. Niggerbaiter's exploded!"

"Oh, don't be so sentimental mom, people explode every day."

"Yes, I suppose. Well, I didn't really like her anyway".

[A HERETIC I AM]

22. "What's on the Telly?" "Looks like a Penguin"

n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. "And now, it's time for the penguin on your TV to explode"

(boooooooom)

"How'd he know that?"

"It was an inspired guess. Next, the death of Mary, Queen of Scots".

[WildEyedLiberal]

30. I second that skit

I used to be able to quote that line for line. I need to dust off the old Monty tapes...

[RevCheesehead]

4. It was a close one, but I went with the French guards.

I also like Tim the Enchanter.... "with big nasty pointy teeth..."

edit/ to add photo:

[nytemare]

6. Your mother was a hamster!

:)

[RevCheesehead]

11. and your father smelt of elderberries!

A friend and I used to say these lines to each other during exam week in seminary. Keep in mind that the taunting was accompanied with the hand-waving and "pbbbbtt".

[asthmaticeog]

8. Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty

de von Ausfern schplendenschlitter crasscrenbon frieddigger dingledangledongledungle burstein von knackerthrasher applebanger horowitz ticolensic granderknotty spelltinkle grandlich grumblemeyer spelterwasser kurstlich himbleeisen bahnwagen gutenabend bitte ein nürnburger bratwustle gerspurten mitz weimache luberhundsfut gumberaber shönedanker kalbsfleisch mittleraucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Edit: spelling

[nytemare]

9. LOL "edit spelling"

:)

[renegade000]

10. the bridge of DEATH!

eom

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

12. There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong!

[RoyGBiv]

13. I fart ...

Because, when this line came across during Spamalot, the actor who delivered it let loose with this thundering fart noise while trailing his nose along a castle set-piece and almost literally made me pee my pants.

So funny, it was painful.

[Eugene]

14. spam spam spam spam...

"Nobody expects a Spanish Inquisition!" is a close second.

[Orangepeel]

16. Blessed are the cheesemakers? What's so special about them?

cracks me up just thinking about it! :D

[RevCheesehead]

17. I love that movie.

However, I can no longer do the readings for holy week without hearing "bwing us Bawabbas." I'm ruined forever. :)

[Poiuyt]

19. Mr Creosote

World's fattest man

[sasquatch]

20. The entire Buzz Alderin episode with the naughty chemist

"Ok, who has a boil on their semprini?"

[A HERETIC I AM]

21. Angus Podgorney, Kiltmaker to the alien blacmonges.

"Angus...'ow ya gonna get 2 million kilts all the way to the planet Andromeda in our van?
"Oh...I'll 'ave to make two goes.
THINK OF IT, LOVE! We could get.....:::thinks hard and looks into space::: Writing paper 'w our names on it..
(Angus goes on to win Wimbledon)

"Take down your panties Sir William, I can not wait till lunchtime"
(English phrasebook sketch)


And one of the best, "RAF Banter"

CAPTION: 'SOMEWHERE IN ENGLAND, 1944'

The squadron leader enters an RAF officers' mess and takes off his helmet.
Bovril Morning, Squadron Leader.
Squadron Leader What-ho, Squiffy.
Bovril How was it?
Squadron Leader Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
Bovril Er, I'm afraid I don't quite follow you, Squadron Leader.
Squadron Leader It's perfectly ordinary banter, Squiffy. Bally Jerry...pranged his kite right in the how's yer father...hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
Bovril No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.
Squadron Leader Banter's not the same if you say it slower, Squiffy.
Bovril Hold on then. (shouts) Wingco!
Wingco Yes!
Bovril Bend an ear to the Squadron Leader's banter for a sec, would you?
Wingco Can do.
Bovril Jolly good.
Wingco Fire away.
Squadron Leader (draws a deep breath and looks slightly uncertain, then starts even more deliberately than before) Bally Jerry...pranged his kite...right in how's yer father...hairy blighter...dicky-birdied...feathered back on his Sammy...took a waspy...flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie...
Wingco ...No, don't understand that banter at all.
Squadron Leader Something up with my banter, chaps?
A siren goes. The door bursts open and an out-of-breath young pilot rushes in in his flying gear.
Pilot Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg and fours and let's get the bacon delivered!
General incomprehension. They look at each other.
Wingco Do you understand that?
Squadron Leader No, didn't get a word of it.
Wingco Sorry old man, we don't understand your banter.
Pilot You know...bally ten-penny ones dropping in the custard...(searching for words) un...Charlie Choppers chucking a handful...
Wingco No, no...sorry.
Bovril Say it a bit slower, old chap.
Pilot Slower banter, sir?
Wingco Ra-ther!
Pilot Um...sausage squad up the blue end?
Squadron Leader No, still don't get it.
Pilot Um...cabbage crates coming over the briny?
Squadron Leader No.
Others No, no....

[ornotna]

23. That's easy

Monty Python

[alittlelark]

24. "Eeets just one Thin Mint..."

:nuke:

[nytemare]

33. Kablooey!!

A great DVD!

I think Holy Grail is my favorite, with Brian a close second, then Meaning of Life.

:)

[asthmaticeog]

26. Oh, another great one - the "Woody and Tinny Words" sketch.

"CARIBOU goooorrrrrnnnnnn... intercourse..."

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. Njarl's Saga

[tuvor]

28. "It's..."

Cracks me up every time.

[jus_the_facts]

29. "Let us pray...O Lord...Oooh you are so BIG...so absolutely HUGE...

....GOSH we're really impressed down here I can tell you...O Lord forgive us our dreadful toading...but You're just so SUPER...AMEN!" :D

[yowzayowzayowza]

31. How can you tell he's a king?

He hasn't got shit all over 'em.

[LittleClarkie]

32. Oh, so many

"I'm not dead yet! I feel happy! I feel happy!"

"Requiem is dominea. Dominae is requiem." (thwak)

"My. Brain. Hurts."

"Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate?"

"How are you today, sir." "Better" "Better, sir?" "Better get a bucket."

"Look at those Catholics. Every time they have sex they've got to have a child." "It's the same with us, John. We DO have two children."

"She's turned me into a newt" "You're not a newt." "Well... I got better."
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I'm sure I'll think of others.

[lildreamer316]

34. ALBATROSS!

Only when they do it at the Live at the Hollywood Bowl.

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. What flavor is it?

[Eyeball Kid]

36. Grunties.

Wankel rotary engine.

"Intercourse the bleeding penguin!"

[MN ChimpH8R]

37. Impossible to pick one

but this made me laugh so hard when I first saw it that I thought I'd have an accident

Centurion: What is this then? Romanes eunt domus, "People called Romanes they go the house"?
Brian It-it says, "Romans, go home"!
Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on!
Brian: Romanus!
Centurion: Goes like?
Brian: Annus!
Centurion: Vocative plural of annus is...?
Brian: Anni?
Centurion: Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?
Brian: "Go"! Let-
Centurion: Conjugate the verb "to go".
Brian: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!
Centurion: So eunt is...?
Brian: Third person plural, present indicative. "They go!"
Centurion: But "Romans, go home" is an order, so you must use the...?
Brian: The... imperative!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: I!
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!
Centurion: Ite. Domus? Nominative? But "go home", it is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
Brian: Dative, sir!

No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum!
Centurion: Except that domus takes the...?
Brian: The locative, sir!
Centurion: Which is?
Brian: Domum!
Centurion: Domum... -um Understand?

Now, write it out a hundred times!
Brian: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar!
Centurion: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off!
Brian: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir!

[nytemare]

40. That was a good one.

:)

[redsoxliberal]

39. "and now, as we can see, King Arthur was..."

GET ON WITH IT!!!


GET ON WITH IT!!!

OH GOD... GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!

[Draill]

41. I'd like a license for my pet fish,

Eric; he is an halibut.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SarahB]

42. "one more wafer thin mint"

:evilgrin:

[SocratesInSpirit]

43. Crunchy frog!!!

"Constable Clitoris et one of those!"

[mzteris]

44. Ni! n/t

[TroubleMan]

45. "I think it's a joke, sir, like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or 'Biggus Dickus"

What's so... funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?

Well, it's a joke name, sir.

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.


.....
whole scene here:

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/brian-12.htm

[Awsi Dooger]

46. Bournemouth Gynecologists and the Long John Silver Impersonators

Now that's one soccer match I could have watched for hours! It was billed as a semi-final. For decades I've wondered if/how the Long John Silver Impersonators actually beat someone, to advance to a semi-final.

[Sabriel]

47. "It's just a flesh wound!"

"Come on and fight, you coward!"

Either that or Cheese Shop:

Have you got any Stilton?

Oh, no, the cat's eaten it all....

[Lubernaut]

48. And now...

The Larch.

also: My hovercraft is full of eels.

[yellowdogintexas]

49. the Robin Hood sendup with the Lupins...Dennis Moore

steals lupins and brings them to the poor

*I had to google it to remember Dennis Moore's name, shame on me!

I also love Parrot, Cheese, Holy Grail, Spam and many others

[ourbluenation]

50. You can't have a baby - you havn't got a womb!

[driver8]

51. I like "The Yorkshiremen" from Live at the Hollywood Bowl

Yorkshireman 1: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves.

Yorkshireman 2: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.