Is everyone okay? - Democratic Underground

Zomby Woof

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Fri Sep-30-05 02:13 PM
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Is everyone okay?

Can I get you anything?

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LSK

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Fri Sep-30-05 02:14 PM
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1. a time machine??

So it can be 6 and I can leave work?

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Zomby Woof

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Fri Sep-30-05 02:16 PM
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3. I say we use it...

And go back to New Haven, CT, circa 1946, and induce an abortion on one Barbara Bush. I guarantee crime would go down with just that ONE. :P

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LSK

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Fri Sep-30-05 02:18 PM
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7. and then wait 59 years

For someone to see this post and come rescue us!

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In_The_Wind

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Fri Sep-30-05 02:16 PM
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2. I'm sick ...

thanks for askin' ...

I just need someone to 'hold me' till I feel better

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Zomby Woof

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Fri Sep-30-05 02:17 PM
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5. :-(

:hug: I am sorry you are sick... :evilfrown:

Everyone send Joan your good vibes so she gets better!

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In_The_Wind

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Fri Sep-30-05 02:31 PM
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11. Thank you ZombyWoof

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jane_pippin

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Fri Sep-30-05 02:17 PM
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4. Hello, and yes, thanks.

I need scrambled eggs, bacon (crispy), hash browns, toast, a bloody mary and a Spotted Cow chaser. Also, some kind of teleportation device to get these items from you to me would be helpful.

How about you? Do you need anything?

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Zomby Woof

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Fri Sep-30-05 02:18 PM
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6. I'm fine! Thanks!

I will shove the eggs through the modem... could get messy. x(

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jane_pippin

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Fri Sep-30-05 02:30 PM
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8. Fantastic!

That mess will cure my hangover like nobody's business.

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underpants

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Fri Sep-30-05 02:30 PM
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9. Yeah but earlier there was this joke

oh you should have heard it. It were fuuuuuuuuuuuunnEEE.

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Zomby Woof

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Fri Sep-30-05 03:56 PM
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12. I went to Brazil

And heard it in the original Portuguese.

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MissMillie

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Fri Sep-30-05 02:31 PM
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10. I'm doing pretty good, thanks! How are you?

Do you think you could get me a jackpot-winning lottery ticket?

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