Teen Pleads Guilty To Hiring Hit Man To Steal Block Of Cheese

[matcom]

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A woman who apparently thought a block of white cheese was cocaine has pleaded guilty to trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men.

Authorities said Booth hatched the plot after visiting the intended victims' home and mistaking fresco -- a white, crumbly cheese common in Mexican cuisine -- for cocaine. That inspired the idea to hire someone to break into the home, take the drugs and kill the men.

The hit man she hired turned out to be an undercover police officer.

Booth planned to take part in the murders, and went with the officer to buy a handgun, authorities said. She told investigators that she planned to make sure all possible witnesses were killed.

Booth pleaded guilty Monday to four counts of attempted first-degree murder.

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/7614455/detail.html

[GOPisEvil]

1. "Whatcha in for?" "Trying to hire hit men to kill for some cheese..."

"I thought it was cocaine, I swear!"

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Callalily]

2. So what type of

sentence would be handed down for mistaken identity of cheese?

I swear matcom you DO find the most obscure stories.

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. Never underestimate the power of cheese

[realisticphish]

14. Best

response ever :thumbsup:

[stellanoir]

4. "what a friend we have

in cheeses. . ." sorry couldn't resist

[Squeech]

6. HAHAHAHAHA

As bad puns go, that one's pretty special :hi:

[stellanoir]

7. I stole it from an old beau

He was the one who on my maiden westward journey convinced me of the existance of jack-o-lopes and before there were any on the east coast said, "out west there are so many Hispanics that they even have their own phone company. It's called Taco Bell."

I even believed him for a couple seconds. It's all in the delivery ya know?

[ET Awful]

8. LMAO . . .

He sounds like quite a character :P

[stellanoir]

9. ahhhhh

that would qualify as an understatement with that one.

[Misunderestimator]

5. Now I love cheese, but really!

[Benfea]

10. I dunno. I might kill for a good feta.

Spanakopita is life!

[Misunderestimator]

11. I might for a perfectly aged gouda!

[Benfea]

12. Smoked gouda... maybe. -nt

[Misunderestimator]

13. Yuck. Why ruin a good gouda?

[Strong Atheist]

15. Cheesy story. nt.