Crag, and other words of little circulation that are easy

[salin]

for folks to come up with funny definitions.

I *think* crag means something like a cliff with a ravine. Don't know that I have fun across the word since reading about Heathcliff, or took the SAT or GRE.

What other words come to mind - so archaic that few recognize when used in speech - but that can lead to quite amusing made-up defintions?

Maybe we try a word - then give either the real or a fabricated definition? Fun little game with words...any one up to try it?