22 years of life

[jpgray]

And I had never lost my wallet. Now in this year I have lost it twice in a two month period. Will it turn up miraculously on the floor of a girl's car again, or is it gone for good and off to the DMV for me?

[jpgray]

1. Oh yeah and another of my tires sprung a leak and deflated

Tires Plus is soooo going to be regretting that I got the service warranty. :D New tire for 25$ if it is damaged.

[asthmaticeog]

2. You're getting senile.

[jpgray]

7. I also forgot entirely what somebody's name was

I think you could hear the gears in my head stripping for the four seconds it took to come up with it.

[asthmaticeog]

13. Where's your cane, old man?

:P

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Oh shit.

I bet you had no intention of calling that girl back, either. That's a harsh burn, dude. I'da just left it.

[jpgray]

6. Plus I had about $220 in it

x(

[RandomKoolzip]

4. You gotta watch the mota, holmes.

[no name no slogan]

14. THURSTON, JUAN. THURSTON?

[RandomKoolzip]

17. It's partly a "Providence" reference, and it's what my Mexican coworkers

actually say to the gringos where I work whenever someone fucks something up or forgets something.

"Watch the mota, man!"

[jpgray]

18. My vocabulary expanded so much from talking to the line cooks

Three years of high school Spanish and it's only now that I know how to say what I want to say.

[RandomKoolzip]

19. Exactly.

Comprende, cabron? Pinche gringos son vagabundos. Chinga!

[jpgray]

20. Besa mis pelotas, chingalero

[In_The_Wind]

5. Oh my.

Good luck finding it.

[XNASA]

8. Why was it miraculous?

Was it the car of some girl you'd never met before?

[jpgray]

9. Because usually when you lose something in a girl's car

You don't ever get it back.

[XNASA]

11. Amen, brother.

[Derailer]

21. Yeah, I didn't get it back either

but I tried really hard

[ThomCat]

10. It sounds like you and I are having the same kind of day.

Damn.

[Whoa_Nelly]

12. Clean house and car, and you will find it

Give it a try :evilgrin:

on edit:
Oh, yeah! Do your laundry, too! :rofl:

[jpgray]

15. Checked my pants, upstairs/downstairs of my apt, my car

It's down to:

girl's car
taxi
somewhere on the street

[Whoa_Nelly]

16. Wow! You must have a really clean house and car!

Will you come over and clean mine up? Please? I'll give you some candy! :party: